Why do I always postpone putting things online because I'm somehow afraid of what people will/might think of it?

I fucking hate that 😤

Google I/O 2018: Google Duplex AI
Apple WWDC 2018: Dark mode

Oh shit

It feels stupid to see a simple google dork returning the list of your mistakes.

My manager doesn't get it.

Debugging 101.

How to web development
ctto

Make it statistically significant mate! Have fun doing what you love ❤️

I was working on an Arduino counter (an inside joke) and I somehow sent 12V to an IC I was using.

🔥🎆🌬💨
it burned out.

I'll leave now

Guys, I am getting married in one hour 🎉

I'm still a bit worried...

Spends hours implementing a really cool new feature.

Feature gets deployed.

Client flags the new feature as a bug :'(

FML

Hmm. In the cooking section you say...

Blockchain, only the truth

Does this provoke anyone?

"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.

I did 99% of the work

All the time :'D

Me: hey look, the time is gone!
Collegue:........?
Me:...... you don't see it? 😅😆
Collegue: no......?
Me: 4:04 🤣
Collegue: *gives death stare*
Me: 😞☹️

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it
View it, code it, jam - unlock it
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it
Turn it, leave it, start - format it

Someone had to say it

brb means “bad recursion brb” but nobody knows it🌚

When you get high on validation

Many can relate. 🤔

Well that's just great isn't it...

I guess... thats what they are..?

Hear the out cry

How important is a degree to get a decent career in IT? Also must you be certified in all the languages?

Holy shit this is smart