I would write a joke about Windows, but ironically you won't see through it.

Built my pc after months of saving and hard work :)

Google Fit working perfectly!

Got out of bed at 4pm, walked to my desk, ordered home delivery. I have walked about 20 steps today.

I came to notice something funny.
In many languages, programmers will go out of their way to use to newest, most shiny features, even if there isn't any need to.
Only in C, programmers will go out of their way to avoid new features and make their code compatible even with the oldest ANSI standards.

Getting "bug" tickets from customers complaining about EXACTLY WHAT I DESCRIBED WOULD HAPPEN. THATS NOT A F&)$*(%$(*# BUG, THATS LITERALLY WORD FOR WORD WHAT I WROTE IN THE TICKET LAST WEEK YOU F&#*(@#$() NEANDERTHAL PIECE OF SH$%*(#(*)!!! WE AGREED ON THIS EXACT BUSINESS PROCESS WEEKS AGO. DO YOU EVEN READ THE WORDS THAT I WRITE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Painfully funny || funnily painful

fuck it im making a startup

boss: please look into tools that do X.

fullstackchris: Ah, here's a solution we can use!

boss: I don't want to use it because it is too complicated.

fullstackchris: ok, that's fine with me...

[one week later] boss: oh I found this nice site that does X, can we do X?

fullstackchris: YES, THAT'S EXACTLY THE SOLUTION I ALREADY FOUND, *AFTER* YOU ASKED ME TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION, AND IN THE END YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT. OH HAVE YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND?!?!

F*@#! *%*#

Never thought one could explain this simple 🙆🙆🙆

GitHub Actions doesn't seem to be working. I'll check the GitHub status page..

Now this is some serious warning

true 🤣

Mute your fucking microphones if you have nothing to say. Nobody wants to hear you breathing, your dog, a police car or whatever.

Had an issue while running `fortune | cowsay`

Web developers 🤣

"Art is never finished, only abandoned"
-Leonardo Da Vinci

"Software is never finished, only abandoned"
-Me

Genius troll 😂😂

How to root phone

Spooky

GUYS!!! SHE SAID "YES" !!!!

I'M SOOOO HAPPYYYYY!!!

All my dreams are becoming real! I was so nervous to ask, but it was worth it! I waited for the right moment, looked her in her eyes, she looked at mine.. And there I asked it: "are you willing to give it a try and install libreoffice instead of ms office?"

AND SHE SAID: "yes"!!!

Do I have the best wife or what!

What is your approach as a developer?

Copy & Paste

damn this is brilliant

I have a crush on my Zumba instructor (whose classes get booked out immediately) soo bad that I made a bot to ensure that I get my spot as soon as bookings open up

500 would've been more scarier.

ReactiveConf 2018

“Ahh fuck it, no time for adding comments and I will remember how all of it works anyways.”

Entering BIOS be like

Client: Can I speak to the developer responsible for my website?
Developer: Speaking...
Client: You have a deep voice for a 5 year old.

What the ...😂

My doggo and my daughter...