This is for you MatLab users.

😂😂😂This made me laugh

Sorry if this is a repost

Where do you guys keep your calendar, task lists, etc.. ?

Mind fuck

This literally happens almost everyday at a startup I work

Me, whenever I attempt to use eyeliner...

(real talk, this is why I don't bother trying to use eyeliner)

Please contact your optician. Hahahahaha

Windows things 😂

PSA: Please don't dump 10GB of your personal photos on your company's shared drives. Especially dont have the photos include such things as nudes and pictures of your social security card.

-- kthx

We had a little "discussion" about same-sex marriage in school today and holy fuck our teacher is very homophobic. I'm still shocked!

First we were normally talking about how it's good that homosexual couples help the kids in orphanages and stuff and after a while, when I was talking to my friend, being distracted, I suddenly noticed that my teacher was telling us a story. I didn't hear exactly what she said but it contained the keywords "next table, gay couple, and leaving". I was like "wait what". Then I payed attention to what she was saying over there. "It's not natural" - okay uhm wow wtf.
Of course my classmates enjoyed the ranting about homosexual people. I know that most of them are very homophobic too. But my teacher?! She was always very lefty when we where talking about politics. But that?

I don't get it. "It's not natural" - fucking hell your fucking expensive iPhone is not natural as well and you are using it everyday. Intolerance is taught. Homosexuality isn't. It's a thing that has been on earth for thousands of years. In the ancient Greece people had sex with everybody. It was normal (It still is). Even in the world of animals there's homosexuality.
So fuck off with your "It's not natural". Even having THE OPINION that homosexuality is unnatural, is more unnatural than homosexuality itself.

On top of that, my "a bit friend", said that parents of gay children are unlucky and how they could put them in a strip club to show them what they are missing. (No joke he said that)

Fucking hell. Homosexuality isn't an illness or something.

Gooosh... Mind your own fucking business... Leave these people alone.

(Sorry for this more political topic... I just needed to rant a bit...)

This right here is bloody😂

Manager (walking in in the morning): ey linuxxx, looking good today!
Me: w-what? I'm not wearing much special, what's so great about my outfit? But than....
Boss: April fools motherfucker!

Well, I had it coming .______.

"Say my name...."

I didn't even know it existed xD

Just my shaved pussy in the middle of the work weekend.
(At this point I really hope I'm attaching the right image)

my_girlfriend: who do you like more in your life?
me: linux
my_girlfriend: What????
me: you asked who i LIKE not Who i LOVE?
my_girlfriend: ok, who do you LOVE?
me: python

i dont know why she left me, i think she was php fan

Every job interview question ever

Correct...

..........

Client wondering why svg icons doesn't render properly. They put a fucking base64 png in a. Svg.
Damn

LMFAOOOOOOO

What if...

They call it $5/gb hotel wifi, i call it free uncapped 100meg fibre because your security sucks

Oh and they host their entire POS (and database with backups) on the same network accessible to every TV in the hotel

Respect ++

So true 💡

That's how recursion works

10 year challenge

😂😂😂

Will you just behave, dammit.

-Me wrestling with CSS

100% pro