To be able to learn, is an opportunity. To be able to teach, is a privilege.

Cheers to another successful iteration of The #HourOfCode, by Team ACM BVP in association with Code.org. It was amazing teaching the students of 5th standard the basics of programming and logic building, and quite surprising to see how quickly they were able to grasp the concepts!

Learn enough docker to convince my coworker that it is not the solution to EVERY problem, especially not to our problem

Uhh.. yeah. No.

😅😅😅

Git Pull Failed, Merge Conflict.

Me:
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it

Me:
Delete local project folder and pull the project down again.

- Think first, write later;
- Do not rush into purchasing servers. You might not need them for another 10 months;
- It takes away a lot of family time to do side projects;
- NOT playing any games saves tremendous amounts of time. Also applies to watching TV;
- If you get stuck - get some sleep. Morning brings you better ideas;
- Write proper abstractions or you'll end up refactoring everything way more often that you'd like;
- Side projects need a loo-ooooot of your will and determination

Analysis

Ah Monday morning. Time to smoke a joint and forget why I am still at this dead-end job.

I miss visual studio.

Moving from .NET on windows to Java on Linux is not fun.

VS > Eclipse

😂😂😂

lol.

Comprehensive HTTP Status Codes 😂

Found this in our code today

With my eyes, duh.

So how many of us have read it? 😂😂

Laziest dev thing I've ever done.

An annoying "I-do-nothing-but-delegate-and-make-fuzz" manager proposed to create a new application with redundant functionalities, that would take me at least half a year to build.
Practically, the app would never be used and I didn't want to put effort in that monstrosity.

So, naturally I...

Pressure the right people, schedule numerous meetings, become the project manager for all internal applications and... I cancel the project.

Machine Learning

😥😥😥😥

Me: *types "recursion" into google*
Google: Did you mean: recursion
Me: *clicks the suggestion, even tho I see no error*
Google: Did you mean: recursion
Me: ohh I see. I feel stupid

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

Source Code Activism is a thing that should not exist.

Keep your filthy CoC away from the Linux kernel you freaking bastards.

How some of our country's government websites handle responsive web design:

"Best viewed in Internet Explorer 5.x or higher in 1024 x 768 resolution"

Whitespace is the most valuable part of your code.

Client: Can I speak to the developer responsible for my website?
Developer: Speaking...
Client: You have a deep voice for a 5 year old.

Overheard from a sales call (involving web templates):

"Sometimes I really don't get our devs. They come up with all these ridiculous meaningless acronyms for everything, and yet they go mental if you dare shorten Javascript to Java."

I don't like the use of `motherboard`.
We should change it to `parentboard` instead

That way its more inclusive

This meme requires you to be outside of the European Union to view.

What’s the object-oriented way to get wealthy?

Inheritance

Are you even a dev if you haven't done this once?

Daily reminder:
You are not payed to write code. You are payed to think.