Some people make suicide seem like a viable option.

Life Insurance.
Wait, it's about the emails that end up in the Promotions tab in Gmail, right ?

My son was born 2 days ago. He is amazing. I win at life.

I know I can't be the only one thinking safari is the new IE, like "it has to work on safari" makes me way more sad than "it has to work on edge"

IE is default unsupported in my company

This time around I figured out that fucking safari can't work properly with dates!

Like:
new Date("2019-05-16 11:00") // won't work
new Date("2019/05/06 11:00") // will work
new Date("16/05/2019 11:00") // won't work
new Date("11/05/2019 11:00") // will work, but it's November the 5th

Ok, the last 2 bugs are due to English&American who can't understand how dates work, but still... WHY IS SAFARI THE ONLY DIFFERENT ONE?

Literally translated from dutch but I think you'll get it:

(Debugging stuff with customer)
Me: alright so in what area are you now, our customer panel or your hosting control panel?
Client: Rotterdam, why?

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"Welcome to everybody's favorite show: Did It Break!?!"

"Here's our first contestant, Alex Brooklyn!"

* Audience claps *

''Tell us Alex, what command did you use?!"

ls -la

"And did it break production?!"

Not yet..., the website is still up, even checked without cache and on a different network, I haven't had any calls in half an hour and Sentry reports nothing

"Great to hear! On to round 2!"

I'm on my way to work and I forgot my headphones at home. It's horrible. I can hear people talk and stuff.

Luckily I got my trusty noise cancelling pair at work.

When one of your CS professors doesn’t even know how to open a powerpoint

See if their interview process is fun

And check their landing page if there is a lot of bugs

1. When you are inexperienced, probably you’ll need to accept any job.
2. Learn and discover what you prefer to working on.
3. Become an expert on you desired field.
4. You can choose where you would like to work.
Remember friends: Life is to short to work for an asshole.

So damn true

Didn't really have one to speak of. The first time a girl showed any interest in me, I asked her to marry me, and she said yes. That was 34 years ago, and we're still good.😁

It's not a date but ok..
my classmate (that time) was not that good in programming in Java. So she asked me about some topics. After I explained them to her we had some talk, and we liked each other.

Well, today we're waiting for our daughter ..

Best xcode review ever

I watched this video today about the new Xbox adaptive controllers. I had heard about it before, but never knew how capable or functional it actually was.

And watching that video made me realise exactly how much the tech we build , and support helps many people live the lives they wanted.

All the rants about languages , editors , frameworks aside , things like this were built with an idea and an inclusive intension to help. And that's exactly what we all are here for :)

do check the video out it made my day and I'm sure it will make yours too ..

https://youtu.be/MHOYQQTvQu4

Ok now let's get our pitchforks back and go hunt some vim users down.

Bye

Lol...

Just switched from Kali to Parrot OS. A very nice pentesting OS. Neat UI. ✌️

Great performance on a basic laptop.

Just got a job offer for a SysAdmin job at CERN! :D

A big fuck you to the italian philosophy of hiring newly graduated students with shitty contracts and a big win for a simple student that wants to learn from the best :)

I train in classical singing. I have an interest in early western music, especially Gregorian chant, though I also enjoy Renaissance/Baroque polyphony. I'm even organizing a music conference next month!

I absolutely love dancing and I am quite good at it too. Every minute I'm not working or at uni I probably am dancing.

We downgrade ourself....

Train track info screen on a friday in Sweden. Someone has some work to do!

I tried to imagine how a Dev Genie could look. 😅

End of Hackathon. Students and faculty voted on applications. My group got student voted best overall. Now to sleep for the first time since before Hackathon. So tired, my brain’s literally got “background Zoom meeting sounds” - typing, soft cursing under breath, etc) on loop. I haven’t been in a Zoom in hours.

Exploits of a mom (sauce: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/...)

My project manager said. “Hey MillenialDev, I’ll see you as my equal when you have same experience as me”. I resigned following week.

"If you’re presented with a situation – a man is drowning – and you could either choose to save the man or shoot the scene, what kind of film would you use? " - Photographers’ proverb

i just bought a $5 digital ocean droplet, installed and set up openvpn, all from my phone.

😤😤😤

Never though I’d feel like this, but listening to rock music while coding is really growing on me

Why does this feel incredibly familiar? 😂