Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

When your mother keep waking you up asking where is MS Office Word...

Found out the most interesting window of the century!!!
Though the user forgot to keep it in full screen mode.
Outside world - Real Life 2.0 (reallife2.exe)

Source: Instagram

Yup , I'll

IE & Dora

Sometimes, LinkedIn does work for you I guess!

Why not! 😂

Hot fix of a production bug!

This guy at my last internship. A windows fanboy to the fucking max!

He was saying how he'd never use anything related to Linus Torvalds because he hated him for creating Linux.

Two seconds later I saw him initializing a new git repo.

I was standing there like:

*should I tell him?*

😅😆

“My Boss arrived at work in a brand new Ferrari.

I told him: “Wow that’s a nice car”.

He replied:

“If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for ''Excellence'', I'll get another one next year”.”

Source:
Reddit
My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. • r/Jokes

Lets all help them share their startup

We are in 2017! :)

Always include special characters

"Don't worry about testing too much, push it to production asap"

Java is too verbose? Pff, noooo...

Happens all the time 😤 😤 😤

Inconvenient truth indeed

It is 2:15am and I am alone in the office. I seriously hear a mechanical keyboard, but nobody else is here. I guess I die tonight.

Chuck Norris does not rant... But his code does, indeed.

I came early today to the office

Found the office locked

Need fingerprint of Project Manager/CTO

With my mouth saying ah.. i blew hot air into the finger print sensor, 5 to 6 times

There u go.office door opened with welcome message

just hacked the system

Genius me

Oh the irony... :')

I'd stay away from that 🐕 ...

You need password to enter this shop.

I don't know what to write for this. 😂

Go home candle. 🕯️
You are drunk. 🍺

The bugs have learned to hide

Things used to be simple🤔

just found this on reddit... this is freaking hilarious 😂😂

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