don't say no to pizza

I hate such glitches in adblockers these days

Client: This new feature is not working on Internet Explorer.
Me: Do you have enough oxygen in the cave you are living in?

100% pro

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

serverless

If you see someone coding at mcdonalds, starbucks etc.

"Excuse me, would you like a fork for that spaghetti"

Machine Learning

Axioms of writing software for your own business
(or working on your own projects that actually have to get produced in the real world)

Axiom #37: It is always a lot more fun to start something new, then to finish the thing that *was* new and exciting when you last tried to finish a thing.

Witnessed a guy coding on Word. I need professional help to get out of the trauma.

WOOOO!!!!! I BUILT MY FIRST FULLY FUNCTIONAL REACT NATIVE APP! Including the release apk that needs to be signed. Took an entire day and more like an advanced HelloWorld.

But the core functionality works... Though not pretty...

That's a good plan🤣

No work is going to be tolerable if you don't enjoy it. If you got into programming or IT or any industry simply for the money you can earn doing it, you're in for a BAD TIME.

I love computers, linux, programming, configuration, automation, and problem solving. So I love what I do. I am currently three weeks into 13 weeks of parental leave, and I have been having dreams about work at night.

The best piece of advice I can offer to someone who has trouble getting motivated is: make sure to like it first.

To anyone that claims to be a masochist

Sometimes the answer is just ... savage.

Popular != Good

Apart from the technical reasons and such. I use Linux because it feels good. And it makes me happy. You should never forget about the soft values.

Roses are red!
Violets are red!
Trees are red!
Grass is red!

Oh fuck!
My garden is on fire....

6 char

I think I have a disieze! I'm using Microsoft stuff, and I'm enjoying it! Somebody call an ambulance!

made my day

Burned it 🔥

I'm attacking all the guys who run arch and think they are heroes. Just a load of noobs following online guides who want a cookie for their cv or water cooler street cred. Just fo.

Conversations between 2 java programmers.

Me: How it's possible that your code works?
Frank: I don't know. I try 10 times, and each time, I get an error.
Then I take a break...
Eat a humburger, play ping pong, drink coffee.
Me: That's it?
Frank: Yes
Me: I need a break...

Unplanned software development be like

Not all men :P

Halloween funny meme

If we are living in a simulation then I am pretty sure that the quantum mechanics part was written in javascript.

Relatives: You're a computer guy, right, what are you working on these days?
Me: *should I bother explaining, should I not* Oh, just some stuff.
R: Oh come on, tell us, how difficult can it be?
M: *sigh* I'm working on a custom garbage collector for-
R: !!

They're now under the impression that I'm involved in collecting rubbish from bins. Sigh. My hair doesn't help here, either, lol (I have one of those tangled, unruly mops of hair)

This will take time to explain.