It's like github but for your happiness

How programmers comment their code

Me: Sometimes I talk to myself while debugging.
Me: OMG 😱, me too..
Me: Lets try pair programming next time.

I've never had a great experience working with designers, but this one might be the laziest! Props if it's for a friend and unpaid though.

When someone says that he defended ddos attack!

At least for design, before coding...

CPU is just a Rock.

They hate to see it.

When they ask about the dress code

p.s: found it on the internet, don't if it is a repost here.

My manager doesn't get it.

There is a petition

To change the word "No"

To "yesn't"

We have peaked

Found this on Reddit!
Makes sense!

Truth. Gentlemen.

Catch Warrior
Credits: Rahul Balan

In code, we Trust...

We work in dark to serve the light...

We are developers...

*casually programming stuff*
*Sudden need to open cmd arises*

Me: *opens cmd and starts typing, when it hits me*
"Fuck"

Friend: "what happended?"

Me: "i forgot to turn on hackermode"
*enters "color 0a"*
"Better"

Friend: *chuckles angerly*

Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*

The wizard

The future of Internet of Things

Pair programing on project with friend.

We both feel like the other person is doing all the work and we are not really helping.

Twice the developer power, twice the imposter syndrome.

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I will tell you a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, has 2 characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"OK, I am ready to get the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has 2 characters, does not have a setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has been timed out."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

Life saver

Life becomes really hard when one of these go missing....

You see a web, I see:

CLIENT: TCP SYN
SERVER: TCP SYN ACK
CLIENT: HTTP Get
SERVER: HTTP Response
...
CLIENT: TCP FIN
SERVER: TCP FIN ACK

All I’m saying is that this spider has a clear understanding of Transfer Control Protocol.

()() ist not a palindrome but )(() is one

Wow, the new devRant update looks cool

She: "I am not getting anything out of these classes!!"

Me: "Try making some Objects first"

*Awkward silence*

Something like that..

"Are you running android?"
"No Samsung"
"So your OS is android"
"No Samsung"

Linux distributions.