I hate this image - things in 2 states weird me out

Most embarrassing and lucky moment on the first week of job.

Me and my best friend were selected in the same company as developers. I was having some trouble with my system. So I mailed the description to our support department. Pop up was displayed from our chat client and person on the other end happened to be a lady. She wanted me to share a team viewer link with click access. So I did it and within 2 minutes of efforts she solved it. I thanked her, closed the chat conversation and started installing few packages. Meanwhile, I was curious to see her as she was really nice throughout the conversation. So I opened LinkedIn, searched for her name and found her profile. I zoomed in her photo and she was a pretty chick. I didn't stop and found her on FB too, and quickly saw all her DPs. I just copied her profile URL and sent it to my friend ( the one that got selected with me ) and told him about my conversation with her. Then I asked my friend
"She's hot. Should I send her a friend request or have to find some more troubles in my pc and talk to her few more times ? :P "
He replied "Dude what are you wanting for ? "
Out of no where, a pop up showed up. It was the girl we were talking about. The exact message was

"You can now close your team viewer session, and we can talk over FB :)"

Embarrassing AF!

Creepy..... WTF

Just Triggering your nostalgia

There is nothing I hate more on Rant than reposts and copy paste funny pictures which everyone can see on 9gag...

Apparently...

The most daunting thing about colonizing Mars is rewriting the Date class in Java.

Ha good try

Programing Alarm

A loop dead zone

["hip", "hip"]

Functional Programming literally has 'fun' in the title; OOP is one letter away from 💩. I rest my case.

The face of a developer when he makes the similar UI as mentioned in the png file given by designer and the designer points out some minor spacing issue

True that.

compilation failed

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

someone is very active on github

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.😂😂😉😉😉😉😉

Ctrl + S

reality

Don't fall for it.

cuting edge ux

What end users seem like

you'd think by now people would understand version control. a whole days work gone because of bad merging.

Front end and vim

I'm confident CSS is a black box that nobody actually knows how to use

That's so true!

When trying to enter the bios....

lol 😂

Some people are too honest for secret Santa 😂😂