This is a valid point.

Won my first hackathon in India 😎😁

—_(*_*)_—

Swedish privacy!

Did you say security?

Burn 🔥🔥😂😂

Sooo true 😂😂

Boy: I want to draw a door for my house drawing...
Teacher: Google it..
Boy: I found it. house-door.jpg. It seems popular. A lot of stars.
Teacher: download it, cut and paste to your paper.
Boy:Can I draw it myself?
Teacher: yes.. but this is easier, isn't it? Don't reinvent the wheel.
Boy: but, this door does not match with my french window.
Teacher: oh, integrate french windows with door? Try to search house-door-french-window.jpg. maybe someone already did something like that?

Dirty backend

I suppose we all have been there

pshht 🤫😄

This is a place in switzerland... i felt the power...

I'll just tell the client it's where developers go to complain about difficult bugs in their code...

Loser.

My work mate just sent this, it made me feel better:
"If you ever have a day when you fucked up badly, made a huge mistake and you feel like a total kluts, click this link: https://google.com/maps/... and feel happy in that you didn’t fuck up bad enough for it to show on google earth!"
😇

So I wanted to send an email to Microsoft to request a feature in their new "To-Do" app.

I went to the play store and scrolled down to the end where it says "Send an email to developer".

Clicked on that. And here is the email address:

"noreply@microsoft.com"

😑 😑

normal person: what's your most used emoticon?
me: );
person: aww why sad?
me: you can actually see ); in 75% of my code
person: what
me: disappears();

This is my desk right now, anyone else who really enjoys fiddling with arduino / rpi electronics stuff?

Like making a remote for the projectors in school or using an Ethernet switch and a raspberry pi to create a WiFi network :P

Dear Skype,

Why is there no bytecoin? One bytecoin would be 8 Bitcoin.

This made me laugh hard

Types of headache 😂

Me: I mend shoes

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

Friend: What is the easiest way to become a developer?

Me: Just buy an Android phone.

Every js dev I know

So, my wife sends me this picture because our car had 111,111 miles on it. Of course she called me a nerd when I told her, "That is awesome because if you ignore the .3 on the trip odometer it is 63 and that in binary is 111111"

I honestly never read EULA

All I want for Christmas is... 😍😍😍

YouTube comments at it's best