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AboutSometimes I do be programming.
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SkillsPython, C, Java, Web Dev, Ruby, Rust, Kotlin, Solidity, C#, PHP
Joined devRant on 10/17/2016
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You all need it.
Today is not a day for pancakes.
Today we need waffles.
Fresh warm waffles. With strawberries.11 -
You know, thinking about how clients are absolutely unable to get their thoughts and requirements out in an understandable manner, maybe it's a not so abnormal to suck at expressing yourself
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Job searches suck. No, I don't have random bits of Java trivia memorized with perfect recall for your shitty little quiz.
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I had 2 options.
Option 1: Read and increase knowledge.
Option 2: Take a sentence out of context and make a meme3 -
Saw a McDonald's today that's asking to be hacked - their menu sign's IP address is right there on the bottom of it (original image at https://i.imgur.com/P3sFGHE.jpg):16
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Here’s a few bars for you:
Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF.
Why my code’s working
I haven’t got a clue!2 -
I've never had a great experience working with designers, but this one might be the laziest! Props if it's for a friend and unpaid though.15
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Ducks are just like programmers. They might seem calm on the surface, but they're flailing wildly underneath4
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Bad news:
Everyone now wants their damn solution done "ASAP". Yet they fail to provide basic information. They never show up at any meeting. And ignore all my emails. FUCK!
Good news:
It's Taco Tuesday.1 -
I cannot find a job because I don't have experience and I cannot get experience because I don't have a job.
-- Ancient Chinese Proverb5 -
Had a customer on the phone who couldn't figure something out. Wanted to give him instructions so I asked him whether he used mac or windows (getting used to not including Linux in that question). His reply: uhm this has a weird name... do you know elementary os?
Me: you're a Linux user?!
Him: yes, I'm done with windows and mac.
Then i gave him the instructions. Nice twist of the day!12 -
When an "entrepreneur" tells you about his "fantastic" ideas and expects you to be all excited and wanting to develop it for him.
Nope.7 -
I wrote code yesterday, that functions the way it is supposed to.
I do not understand my code today.7 -
This dev world is still so damn fucking sexist, it's driving me nuts.
"it's so cool seing a GIRL doing this stuff"
"wow you're so tech savy for a GIRL"
"you're too CUTE to be a developer"
"how does it feel to be a GIRL in dev"
Just treat us like fucking human beings for once instead of pretty, empty objects.88 -
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devRanter: "meh"
*someone commented on your rant*
devRanter: *Stops everything and checks*7