laters Microsoft.

Well been on PopOS for my laptop for about 4 months and hell I have had OS killing problems and nothing and I mean nothing made me think let's go back to Windows.

So it's official, Windows is slowly getting it's holes bricked up as I am done.

I don't have the tools I used on Windows for making my desktop apps but all my modding tools and well PHP can be done on anything so hey I am all good.

If you like Windows then enjoy your spyware you have that right.

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

Here's the funny 😂 😂

can anyone confirm if this works?

What do french people use to share files?
Pierre to Pierre networks

This is the real deadlock

"Did you enjoy using our product?"

- I did until you showed this pop-up

😢 ..damn true...

Reddit understands

When someone thinks they know the life of a coder but they don't.

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Scrum is a scam to create more jobs for business majors.

Any modern tech stack is this thing times 100 if we wanna count layers between our users and our cpus
Thank Python and next js for that

Ah, yes, Don’t Trust Anything from Anyone Day, my least favorite day of the year.

Feeling so good after a fresh workout and shower. Heals the mind from mental bullshit. Cleanseth. Finally summer is here when i can go out in nice weather and train

Got a simple task

Decided to refactor some related shit so I don't have duplicated code

Get loads of problems with the shit I'm trying to refactor, now I'm late with the simple task

Coffee mugs should have an alarm for when the coffee is about to get cold. I'm too focused on work to care about the coffee.

Mark Zuckerberg emails Facebook execs
June 9, 2016
https://techcrunch.com/2024/03/...

I want to end my emails like this dude:

The hills are alive.

That’s me

My university had its half-abandoned tenth floor reserved for fringe scientists. To deter onlookers from going there, the only elevator was locked out, reserved only for uni staff.
As long as you didn’t make drugs there, you were fine. It was dusty, smelled of mold and was full of old Soviet gear. Outdated, sure, but better than nothing.
If you were a student preoccupied with some fringe theory, it was a safe space for you.

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

I am using windows 11 and my screen keeps on flickering after every alternate restart.
Plx help me :(

What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

Right now someone at Google is coding something useless for us to laugh at on April Fools.

Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"