HTML is part of something more! 😎

Definitely not malware!

Le me everytime opportunity knocks on my door.

Hahahah

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Haha Web Development :D :D

This is so elaborate I'm still laughing. 😂
Source: 9gag

Dear backend dev:
No data is not an error for fuck sake. Don't want 404, or messages if the search criteria filters out all values. Give me a empty array.
Is this hard to understand that we need a team meeting to discuss?
Godamit

Have you seen a 600kb bus in real life?

Cousin: I recommend you this page! I just found it.

stackoverflow.com

Me:...

Showering at a geeks house!

What the end user sees...

echo "we don't do that 🤔"

I find myself here once again

!Rant
The biggest face palm moment in my life..

A girl in my class came up with an app idea. She wanted to make an app using which we can transfer our battery charge using Bluetooth.  We initially thought it was a joke, then she went out to defend herself saying "if we can transfer files why not charge? If you're in an emergency and your battery almost drains out, wouldn't you feel nice if your friend could quickly transfer you 30% charge?"

Liked it, then give me a ++ via Bluetooth...

😂😂😂

Techy name? Check.

Word which ends with "er" but scrap the E? Check.

A .io domain? Check.

This is a hipster app.

Boss: I need this page to behave in a completely new way.
Me: that's all fine and dandy but it requires a rewrite.
Boss: nah just look man, it's really simple all I want is blah, blah blah...

I'm too tired for this shit

Everytime when starting a new project. When setting up the scaffolding for the application, a days work means a lot of clearly visible results.

Then again at the end of the project when everything seems to be on a highway to disaster but you are still able to pull it through.

And in the very end when a customer is happy with the end result and the application you made really makes a difference.

Allo doesn't seem to assist without sudo command. 😂😂

I've got new job offer with different company. New technologies and better culture, 30% pay raise. And my current manager counter offer is "You will hate it there and you will leave in 3 months".

What my friend wrote on Instagram: "I should be studying oops"

What I read: "I should be studying object oriented programming s"

I am done with people, I just want one single room, with good internet, dual monitor setup... And I can spend my whole life like that... Being social, fuck that shit... I have devRant for that... and rest, I just want to code, listen to music, drink coffee and sleep like hell...

Why is it that I can understand some other dev's code faster that understanding someone's feelings. Why is it that I am good with principles of Programming Languages, but not the basic Principles of Humanity... Yes, I agree I don't have feelings, but is it wrong not to have feelings, I am a dev, I am supposed to be good with Codes, not humans... I want to be in my small space of close people. (My family), and that's it... I am no good with others. I hate Facebook, but love devRant, I spend more time on StackOverflow than that on WhatsApp. Why is it so... Why

local tech support

There goes a week of work. I accidentally overwrote my Node server, in production, with a client script, without backups.

Fuck IE

Look at the code on that fuckin screen.

That's about right isn't it?

If you're not getting errors, you're not doing it right.

RUUUUNNNNN! D:

That facepalm moment when the client rejects your code saying it's too small, and it might contain bugs.