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goddamnit

Never lose your character. Bits are important!

When your PC tries to teach you philosophy

I hate monday

My friend sent this to me this morning lmao.

Tell me if it's a repost.

Hilarious :/

Another great thing is pihole.

Blocking more than 2 million domains like an afternoon breeze

😂 writing code that nobody else can read.. My all time favorite book 😂 😂....

First time meeting girlfriends grandparents.

👴👵: So what do you do?
😎: I'm a software engineer ... So computers and stuff.
👴: Oh, can you have a look at my phone? There's that weird icon I don't understand ...

So within five minutes, I was their tech support. It was an icon for Android Nearby, btw and I didn't have an explanation ready.

That happened five more times this evening.

Are you sure want to exist.

Bootstrap themes are... intresting... 😩

JSON Bourne

Trying to fix js with frameworks is like trying to cure cancer with painmeds.

Good doggo

Do people actually use eclipse because they enjoy using it?

"It's faster to just use one mysql table with 300 columns then linking the data in 10 tables. 10 tables mean 10x the load time!"...

- External consultant hired for optomizing database. (He didn't make it through the day and was sent home...)

Put earphones/headphones on but don't play any music. Just use them to block outside sounds.

True story

My specialization exam is over hurray! But what now? Went from working 30+ hours a week to 0.
Never have i felt so empty, from coming home feeling tired and a need to relax with games to just existing.

I literally got home, stared at my desktop for about an hour, and then began work on one of my friends exam projekt... I think I'm broken :p

Got to admit. Got a little surprised when stream.ReadByte() returned an integer instead of a byte.

working on a better captcha...

When people around you keeps saying "neat" and all you can think about is ai

When Windows shows it can be trusted to run your business

When your Artificial neural network set the weights right through the first iteration.

Typing "How to kill all the children in a block" in Google definitely doesn't bring up results related to programming.

As a guy studying computer science but working part time as an It support i get a lot of weird questions which can be easily answered by Google or solved by restarting the PC . The cake however goes to the guy with the PhD in physics who called me to his office and said something was wrong with his laptop battery because he was not getting any charge. He was almost panicking because he couldn't afford to lose his files when the PC ran out of juice.

Upon inspection the power was not plugged in.

On our international trip to Greece we just had our room upgraded!
They have tables here!!

I mean if this counts..

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.