For the romantics

The real version control. 😂

Told my wife I'll be home by 10 in the night, but when I got back she started screaming at me. Does binary not work when drunk? 🤔

I am not from 90's but still remember it

Get inside the classroom children.
But Sir, We can't find the class.
Huh?

!rant

Just bored

True Story.

:(
Why google ?

Im hungry, bored, and cant find my desk

So true !

What I do in college class... 😄😄🤗🤗

Never thought I will do this :/

I'm a nutshell

Project Management in a nutshell.

So true

Learning a new programming language:

1. reading basics
2. creates small programs
3. plan new projects
4. search everything else in the internet
5. output: we have become code gods

*winks at stack overflow and github*

!rant
Sitting in a plane with wifi, browsing devrant.

I love the future!

I really do hope this guy finds his bagel.

And beware to go close to cell during internet outrage..
They become restless and violent.

Wanna learn Boolean algebra

HOW. IN THE WORLD. COULD IT BE SO DIFFICULT TO COMMENT THE CODE I WRITE MYSELF ?

After my first project (you know, the "Working project I made for fun long ago" code everyone did once, but when you look at it again it looks like sorcery and there's no way to understand it ?), I decided that I'd comment almost everything I'd do... But...

When I begin a project, it's fiiiine and I do my comments the way they should be... AND THEN, WHEN DIFFICULTIES ARRIVES AND I START TO BE TIRED (ie : always) THEY START TO INCLUDE INSULTS OR WEIRD JOKES ABOUT THE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, MOVIES REFERENCES, AND SOMETIMES THEIR LANGUAGE VARIES. (Like, that project you're doing in English and suddenly there's a comment written in French in the middle of that)

Soo, yeah, even if I do comment my shit now, it isn't more helpful, lol. Maybe I should listen to relaxing music when I code err.

Oh, comments. Damn comments. Someday I'll do those correctly. Maybe.

When you think about a so complex algorithm for your project that you don't think anyone did this before but find the perfectly fitting solution on the internet

I found the hell street

Why u r so dumb 😓😩

I found the bug 😂

This is how heaven looks?

So, my phone's OS has this option for selecting the vibration pattern when my phone rings

Tsked you must

My hair is falling

😡why companies do this 😤