The first Mafia is so broken :D

UNLIMITED POWAAAA!

People who don't know anything about programming after playing watch dogs 2: "I AM A HACKING GOOOOOOOOD!"

Just worked for 5 hours on a project... i hope i don't fuck it up

Microsoft Edge's reaction when you are using Chrome: Enemy spotted!

When my brother told me he was using a breadboard i tought he wanted to be a baker. Guess he ain't baking no bread, only circuits.

Programmer to a normal person: "That guy that knows things about computers"

I passed 200 +1's... nothing more to see

When you make a honeypot... but no bears come... ONLY RUSSIAN AND CHINESE HACKERS!

I saw an article that stated that Java is the most used programming language... NICE SENSE OF HUMOR...what can I say.

Let us all have a moment of silence for the wasted lines used for individual variable declaration... we were so young and so dumb... YOU ARE IN A BETTER PLACE NOW!!!

Those who try to +1 their own rants... stop wasting your time...

My godmother asked me to repair her PC... so when opening the case i realized that her "shady"(improvised wires) case fan was not working... so i tried to connect its molex wire to the psu, and realized i neded an wire adaptor because the psu could not support that fan(only had one molex, female, not male and female), but I gave it a try... long story short... I SHORT-CIRCUITED THE PC...(but it restarted after 10 minutes of me dying of fear that i destroyed her pc...)

Ever quick-saved in a fallout game right before hacking a terminal... just so when you got locked out you could go back....... but when reading the tutorial you realized that YOU CAN GO BACK TO HACKING A TERMINAL IN 10 SECONDS AFTER YOU GOT LOCKED OUT...

Am I the only one that tries to make a program... but has an error for like 5 hours... and then realizes how to solve it while taking a showe?

People that upgrade to Windows 10 FREE by going to the... "special needs category"(people with special needs that could use the new things that Windows 10 has... like Cortana), but are perfectly normal... don't be ashamed of that... you were retarded enough to upgrade to Windows 10, so it's justified...

I am so depressed that my first program was not "Hello world!", but instead it was "END ME!"...

I started to download a large file... I left my pc on over night....... WINDOWS 10 UPDATE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

I don't know why girls always leave a big cin at my messages... Maybe they are programmers too...

Cin has automatic line ending... cout doesn't... I call that discrimination!