Worst part of being a dev?
Unanswered stackoverflow question that exactly matches your problem

Without words.

Friend borrowing my phone be like: ...

This is way too true!

So this happened last night...

Gf: my favorite bra is not fitting me anymore
Me: get a new one ?
Gf: but it is a C already.
Me: get a c++.

After 5 sec i bursted in laughter, she was confused.

Its almost 2017 and you realize all your college classmates prefer TurboC over any other IDE.

When you develop and test your (Android) app on lower end devices, thinking that if it works on low end devices, it will work on higher end devices too.
And you get crash reports from the higher end (huh! Flagship grade) devices only.

R, matey

CSS can kill you!

When you are supposed to be taking notes for history, but programming is your meaning of life ❤

"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

!rant
Ah the joy of tweaking one tiny segment of code to reduce your neural network runtime from 3 minutes for 100 generations to 3 seconds!

Informatic Programming Experts? Guess not

A devops engineer in its natural habitat

This makes me consider changing career paths.

I unpinned the Internet Explorer icon from the taskbar of my girlfriend's computer and told her the Internet Explorer is crap. Then she answered: "Hey, I usually use Firefox. I use Internet Explorer only when I have to open attachments from emails.". I was like: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Thanks all the way from Nigeria in West Africa . Thanks a lot

Hope I'm not late to the party

got it somewhere on the net

LET'S LEARN ANGULAR2

* look for some good tutorial *
* download atom-typescript *
* type "ng new demo" in console"

1185 errors.

FINISHED LEARNING ANGULAR2

When a traffic light has a merge conflict.

Too many tabs!

Look to your left, then look to your right...
All of those devs started out exactly as you are doing now!

Notepad++: An update package is available, do you want to download it?

Me: Maybe next time

Notepad++: Sure, that's what they all say

Whoa. This is rare.

Use tabs. Not spaces ;)

Can't wait for this to happen

Making libraries work together. Gluing things together is easy, right?

Windows is being an over-achiever today

That moment you notice you now need 300 points for the free stressball instead of 200