USB == USA++

I like the settings page on devRant web version. Minimalistic, straight & says only 2 things:

- Get out.
- Get the fuck out.

Easter egg.

!Rant
I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE TODAY WITH MY DEGREE IN COMPUTER SCIENCE!

Now to find a job :D

When deadline is near..

A friend asked me to google this question...

When my friend leaves his laptop without locking.

echo " alias cp='rm -rf' " >> ~/.*shrc

I did not create this and could not find a link to true creator. Still pretty funny though

Mmmm... Ok

Visiting the server room be like

How software engineer fix a broken lock 😂
Also known as "USB validation"

Friend borrowing my phone be like: ...

R, matey

New swag

True words

College vs real world

The best. There are so simple.

The most exciting part about the oneplus3T giveaway by mkbhd

I'd use IE but

So I got a wedding present from my team mates today :/

Q: Why did the databases administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationship

I've never had a problem with helping junior devs but when their keyboard and mouse looks like they bought it used from a primary school - glossy and covered in food etc... All I can think is burn it..... Burn it with fire.
Seriously... Keep your peripherals clean... They get nasty pretty quickly.

Recently had a meeting with the company that acquired my startup, where I was required to relinquish root/admin access across AWS, SSH, and database. It was decided that I held too much power, and will now only have read-only access to develop. I'm not entirely sure what I do for work now.

Corrupted FS is coming

When you open 100 tabs in Firefox (mobile). Not as cool as the chrome gimmick though (which replaces it with a :D smiley)

How to present your app/library more positively:
It's slow and bulky -> "It's feature-rich"
It hardly does anything -> "It's lightweight"
It has no comments -> "It's self-documenting"

A while ago I had all these ideas for side projects, and I really wanted to create something. However, every time I started to work on it I usually started the IDE, wrote a couple of lines, and quickly lost motivation. This kept going for a while. I just wasn't feeling it and when there is little or no (visible) progress it can be hard for me to continue working.

Then one day I wanted to push through it, and decided to set a rule: I have to make at least one commit per day, no matter how small.

So I (re)started work on a side project, and by the time I was satisfied with what I'd want to commit I've made enough progress to want to continue working on it. This quickly turned minutes of coding into (late) hours. Now I have a couple of side projects going which are progressing quite nicely, and I feel motivated to work on them again.

I don't know if there are any other people on here who've had this feeling, but if you did maybe this'll help you :) I'd love to hear from you how you keep yourself motivated!