Normal People: "Screw that b**ch!"
Devs: "Screw that bash!"

I feel bad when making tons commits.
*opens Linux's repo on GitHub*
......
*commiting my code*

The only thing I don't like about devRant is th... [read more]

A programmer is a tool that converts coffee into lines of code.

Show us some analytics!
I think it would be cool to share some info such as how many of us wear glasses it can lead to a pretty interesting place,like the way stack overflow does...

Interviewer: Tell me your previous achievements.
Me: I had a level 213 fire mage.
Interviewer:
Me:

It's Black Friday soon, what techy stuff are you goin to aquire this time?

How did they compile the first compiler? 😰

*go-to stackoverflow.com*
*lose motivation*
*repeat every 5 hours*

How did they compile GCC before there was GCC?

Asked my teacher for help in 10th grade, she came up to my computer, looked at the code, zoomed in to 350%(ctrl+), mentioned that in C# we use upper cased functions names and then disappeared.
Not only the bug was not fixed, I couldn't even execute my code now.

Do you think they are gonna hold a discount on WinRAR during the upcoming Black Friday?

Windows Phone

If you ever feel useless don't forget the following response code- 418 I'm a teapot.

A SQL clause walks into a bar, he sees two tables and asks: "can I join you?"

Developing a compiler is the only thing in programming that is as difficult as building an Operating System.

I developed an app for a voluntary radio station that is being operated in my school... for both Android and iOS and without charging them a dime.
About a third of the people in school downloaded it - 600 people.
Haven't received any credit, but I gained some experience.

Don't use classes.

Unrealistic employer:
Looking for a Full Stack developer with 8 years experience in Swift and 10 years experience with PHP.

Using hard coded profile images as a placeholder.

Ugh, what made me feel like a dev badass?
Not renewing a domain in production.

Swift > Kotlin.

Nice mailing service you got there...