Ok. I've just learned that Ubuntu terminals support emojis

🤔🤷🤦

still beats unit tests tho

Don't buy the "We're bleeding edge, agile and embrace devops.". Those who proclaim that the loudest are the ones that think they do, but don't.

Oh, and any place that refers to employees as "tech ninjas" or "superstars" or anything cringy like that. Stay away.

This was more how to avoid shitty places. So to find a good place to work, use this statement in your search:

if (!<this_rant>)
{
... // maybe you're lucky
}

I have been off of this platform since last 4-5 years, but going through old screenshots I found this rant by @uyouthe. I checked it on the Calculator on Windows 11. 5 FUCKING YEARS and this is still there.

I FUCKING HATE CODE INTERVIEWS

halloween error

4tb

riiiight....

I tried Tiktok.
Immediately my fyp appears to be 18 year old girls doing cringe-worthy miming and people half my age telling me how I can earn over $3k per month using Canva.

...aaaaand...delete.

Prioritize work/life balance

These companies don’t give a F about you

If you die slaving for them, they’ll move on like you never existed to begin with.

In commiseration that everyone that ever spent too much time dealing with Azure DevOps Pipelines.

No lie found

Laziness

Nuff said...

“In 15 years, do you see X still being there? No? Then fuck it” - my manager on how to handle “important” decisions

"Don't be an idiot"

Changed my life

So...

Started 3d printing custom orders for whoever wants them, and I get a request for a giraffe.

Silly me, nearly forgot the most important thing.

Needs to be 5ft tall.

Think she's having a giraffe...

I HATE CORS I HATE CORS

Working overtime

*raises pinky*

So, you want to tell me the security method used by the f*cking state of Missouri is CSS's "display: none"???
Source: https://missouriindependent.com/202...

Be Linux Pro

Remember defragging?

Give me an even worse one y'all can think of.

Fuck Workday! Fuck any company that uses Workday! Fucking stop parsing resume if you’re bad at it! Fucking stop asking to fill the same information in the resume I just uploaded!

Well ,it is correct

new document writers💩

Using the production server as my personal bash sandbox!

Now that it's evil...

Even if you uninstall MS Teams, it will find a way to start again.

junior programmer look at programming memes:

these are all just memes right right ?!

senior programmer :