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AboutI love a good peach.
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SkillsThe World Wide Web.
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LocationColumbus, OH
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My boss when:
Conversation regarding passwords:
Me: "It should be longer than that"
Other dev: "That's what she said"
*taking note of the inappropriate-ness*
Me: "We need to get a room for us"
PM: "That's what she said"
Me: "Come on Ryan!"
Other dev: "That's what she said"
Sales Lady: "This will never end!"
Me: "That's what she said!"
Office dies for a minute. Michael Scott would be proud.2 -
Dear devRant,
I am writing to you today to ask you for a favor.
Please support landscape mode, viewing landscape images in portrait mode really upsets my right brain hemisphere. There is a conflict with what my synapses think but this is another story.
Regards,
#th8 -
Wrote this on a quote board at work after spending six hours trying to get one piece of software to work on Ubuntu.15
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So, I've been a programmer for 2 years and still don't like coffee.
Do I need therapy? Am I the chosen one? Should I switch to Java?11 -
You keyboard is probably the thing that you will touch the most in your whole life, you should choose it carefully.13
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When your Web developer leaves:
Is it too late to say sorry? Cause I'm missing more than just your <body>1 -
Don't you just hate it when you're getting fat because you're a developer who is lazy to go to the gym then start developing some messed up health problems and always feel shitty. Smh11
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Sometimes I name my project "suicide" so that when I do a git commit I could say that I committed suicide.4