Just got a basic HTML parser written in c++. Uses state machines. Should be pretty efficient considering the lack of backtracking or looking forwards. Still lacks a bunch of features, but works, so I am pretty darn stoked.

Pic attached is output, not input. I also wrote an HTML pretty-printer.

Nooooooo 😣😣

Ah yes, good old ways of debugging...

Source: https://tomshardware.com/news/...

Why it takes so much time?! I'm compiling just an android app, not a whole kernel!

we need you to fix a bug you cannot reproduce

but we a 3rd party encounter intermitteningly

Fuck bureaucracy and fuck people who make this happen.

Forgot a keepass password.
Brute force script to find the password.
It worked.

Is there anything more stupid than this build system called bazel.

3D engine in CSS. Every part of the model is HTML elements with CSS transforms. No canvas, no WebGL.

https://petertyliu.github.io/toaste...

One of the first attempts to use machine learning in chess computing yielded interesting results. The AI that was fed hundreds of thousands of historic grandmaster matches immediately sacrificed the queen, smashing it over a random pawn. The reason? When a grandmaster sacrifices the queen, it is usually a hard, calculated decision that leads to winning. So, AI assumed that the best way to win is to sacrifice the queen as quick as possible.

The Only Reason Why We Programmers Love Coffee and Not Milk is Because We Love Everything in Dark Theme 🥱

+ I like to leave YouTube Music playing whilst working
+ Capaldi's new song cropped up
+ The rest of my day is destroyed

That dog story wrecked me
Thanks

The best way to learn any language is to start a project, that’s it, not up for debate

https://www.dobd.xyz/
Hi, I just created this website ( for myself ). then thought, would be nice to get some feedbacks.

It can download videos, images, playlist, reels ( & you name it ) from Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, Tiktok, Pinterest etc.

Created using NextJS, Material UI, usm-redux ( https://npmjs.com/package/... ), etc

Feel free to give it a try. Thanks

My keyboard? It's way more mechanical than yours.

1,2,3,4 I declare an AI war!

I love it

Yes, high quality code...

There's nothing funnier than talking to another programmer around a group of non programmers. Feel like the fucking rick and morty memes when you go "Hey bro. I heard you were having issues with finding the direction between two vectors, are you telling me you don't know that the direction is basically x1-x2 and y1 - y2? Just be glad you arent trying to rotate the object towards the second one with quaternions. I know eulers work but its still a pain in the ass to figure out the euler direction." And everyone sits there looking at you like youre speaking minecraft enchanting table

C++ is a spiritual language.

I am getting the feeling of being a saint,
my mind seems to be in a whole new dimension,
My soul seemed to be out of my body for a few minutes,
and I can feel a sparkling elixir flowing throughout my body.

All these, after I grasp concepts such as functors, operator overloading, and container adaptors in C++

First of all: FUCK MS WORD!!!
second: even tho I LOVE LaTeX, fuck LaTeX tables!!!

I mean, yeah, I am used to them, but maaaaaaaannn

If my Kickstarter campaign get approved an its succeed finally I can afford to hire some of you guys :)
I made it possible to check the un-inspected pre-beta holdings here:
http://micro-kingdoms.com/displayho...
There are 28053 of them. I have to say that It's going well considering that no one wants to join me in development... it makes me a bit sad...

talk about your failed weekend project

Our team really needs some workflow arrangement, and this time it was me who screwed up.
So we have to push an update to the Play Store and the App Store the Friday, the app is well tested on test environment then production environment, we got the ok so I uploaded a build, the app management team then continued the process of publishing..

During the weekend the app was approved and live to almost 500k user that can receive the update.

I got a phone call from the Project Manager at almost midnight, the time was really suspicious so I answered.
- Me: Hello.
- PM: Hi, sorry to call you now but the app is live and we have a problem.
- Me: what kind of problem? Let me check.

So I updated the app on my phone and opened it while I am on call.. I almost had heart attack!! WE PUBLISHED A VERSION POINTING TO THE TEST ENVIRONMENT. Holly shit

- Me: shit call the app management team NOW.

Eventually we removed the app from sale (unpublished it) and we submitted a new version immediately, once it was approved the next day we made the app available again (so for those who didn’t update yet, there will be no update to a faulted version, and no new users landing to a version with test data), I received one or two calls from friends telling me why the app is not on the store (our app is used nationally, so it’s really important).

Thank God there was no big show on twitter or other social media.. but it’s really a good lesson to learn.

I understand this is totally my fault, thankfully I didn’t get fired 😅

I HATE CORS I HATE CORS

Yeap.... we are

What if instead of getting the pfizer or moderna vaccine, you got a VaccineProvider in your arm instead?

Now you can swap out whichever vaccine you like

Let's call it... Dependency Injection

The sacred archives

Took me a while before realizing this was an F.

Finally changed my homelab over from Apache to Nginx...