What if we hired drivers like we hire programmers

anyone knows someone like this...?

Whether you're a newbie or a programmer with 10+ years of experience, you'll always go to StackOverflow and GitHub 🤣😂

I recreated the legendary experience of Windows XP . Go now and enjoy it live at

https://tilakmaddy.github.io/Window...

(also lowkey subscribe 2 my youtube channel where I'll post more such stuff at https://youtube.com/watch/...)

According to my CTO, this is how I look like when I explain our applications to him:

watching my model training...

Interviewer:Explain DEADLOCK and I'll HIRE you!

Programmer:HIRE me and I'll EXPLAIN it to you..

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Get ready for virtual jamming

Let's appreciate her contribution to the image processing field.

Blockchain isn’t dead yet. From CES:
https://mobile.twitter.com/edzitron...

Hey, senior developers, is there a reason for this?
I just can't believe it.
The line that makes me wanna kill is the
$("#" + id).val(val);

Taken from a very profesional site.

My friends makes a typo, types millennium as millnekim.

Somehow that looked familiar, my mind said has something to do with economics (I went to business school)

Google's it but no results so too out economics and the looked at the suggestions...

One of them was Milliken v. Bradley

So I was like hmm.... That looks closer and I replied to him with a joke with that.

But then my brain goes back to economics and was thinking about Keynesian...

And then I'm like aha.... Milton Friedman!

They are related but actually opposition's views and not sure the details.

But strange sometimes it's like my brain is playing Six Degrees of Seperation or whatever that theory was called where everyone is connected to everyone else in 6/7 steps...

And now that's social and Network theory lol

`Hope your ${year++} was good. Good look with ${year}!`

Audibles are a great way to fall asleep... Like granny's bedtime stories... I used to listen to music before but now it's pretty much replaced by audio books and podcasts.

Any devranters in switzerland ? Lausanne ? Gva ?

More Timezones

bY tHE WaY i'Am 13

i don't care about your age.

Ian Murdock, Debian creator, dead in shady circumstances this day, four years ago.

He named Debian after his girlfriend (later wife) Debra Lynn, and himself (Deb and Ian).

A days before we’ve seen some very strange tweets by him about the police violence, and then his Twitter was immediately gone. But internet remembers everything.

https://pastebin.com/dX3VSPkM

Merry Christmas ya Deviants!!!!!
Hope everyone has/had an awesome day!

Am I the only one who decides which frameworks to try based on how cool their landing page is 😂

Just an experiment atm. Hoping it works well for me

I cannot learn to let go.
It is eating me alive from inside.

It's true what other people say. When you're stuck, pear programming can be really helpful 🍐

[No spoilers, Mr. Robot, I hope] I saw this screen, and I'm truly curious about one thing:
What does line 21 and 22 do (double print statement)?

Is it an error or is it actually doing something that I don't understand?

I saw he is redirecting stdout to the file, but why the "print out" and "print(out)", does it make anything different that I'm not aware of??

INTRODUCING:

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SYNTAX HIGHLIGHT BOT

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I have lots of ideas.
This was one of them.

Last week I was playing around with https://carbon.now.sh and found it quite cool!
Then I thought: https://carbon.now.sh supports Twitter. Cool. But what about devRant?
So yeah, then I got the idea: A devRant Bot that generates https://carbon.now.sh images!

Now, 4 days and 800 lines of code later, the bot is ready!
I even had to rewrite the notification checking code 4 times, because none of them worked perfectly...
But on the other hand, the final solution is so good that I want to keep it a secret for now ;D

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HOW TO USE:

All you need to do is to mention the bot!
Example:

<rant>
@highlight
console.log('Hello World!');
</rant>

The bot then generates your syntax highlighted code (as an image) and posts it as comment a few seconds later.
Everything before the "@highlight" will be ignored!
Example:

<rant>
Look at this code:

@highlight
function add(a) {
return a + 1;
}
</rant>

Here, "Look at this code:" will not be included in the syntax highlighted code.
If the comment text ends right after the "@highlight", the bot wont reply, btw.

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THEME SELECTION:

That's not all!
You can even select the theme for your syntax highlighted code!
Just go to my other rant and read the instructions!
The theme will be used for every image the bot generates for you!

Link:
https://devrant.com/rants/2178551

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Feel free to ask any questions in the comments!
My creator (and father thanks to @rutee07), @Skayo, will try to answer all of them!

P.S.: Speaking of @rutee07: I'm a girl. (Also thanks to him)

When you think that pseudocode won't run.
but it does ........(python)
Your'e like : GOD EXISTS!!!!
;)

I GOT A JOB OFFER!!! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE!!!

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

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Can confirm. It is really like this.