Absolutely love this weekend update.

404 stackoverflow.com Not Found

Fix it without internet

We've all been there!

My Chrome tabs everytime I try something with Swift.

!rant found it online

Show me the code

The real random generators!

Thanks Microsoft.

32nd birthday cake

Found this gem while cleaning the basement

I did not create this and could not find a link to true creator. Still pretty funny though

When you're so deep into the code finding a bug that you forget what you are looking for :(

New private business cards just arrived. The front page is a sticker, too. Love it!

Settings done right!

Just imagine, if someday some client or some manager logs on to devrant and see the amount of hate we people give them... Just imagine their faces 🐑😂😂😂😂

Learned Python by working 6 year with it. The first tool I made in my spare time was a porn playback helper.

Got the first payment from my client! Cheers 🍻

When you develop and test your (Android) app on lower end devices, thinking that if it works on low end devices, it will work on higher end devices too.
And you get crash reports from the higher end (huh! Flagship grade) devices only.

The first fortune I've read in years... seems appropriate.

"If you don't program yourself, life will program you."

Good thing i do program, myself!

When I was having Introduction to Programming in the first year of college, the teacher said something that stuck to me:

"Always program as if the guy who ends up mantaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."

I later found out that it was a quote by Martin Golding. But it really motivated me to keep decent documentation of every method o.o

When you forget your password and try to reset it with your common format.

Fixed a 9 month old bug today which couldn't be reproduced in debug and the stack trace from the release was utterly useless.

Total fix..... 4 lines of which two with only brackets

Anyone else run off tea & coffee ? 😜😝

Q: Why did the databases administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationship

Achievement of the day. Finally managed to reproduce a bug a client reported

Thought I had entered the password into the user name field, at first, but alas...

An Object walks into a bar, but he's denied entry. Why?

Because it's Members only.

Here you go iPhone users😂

I made a website for a guy, been keeping a casual eye on it and it's fine, if boring.

Then he calls in a panic to tell me it's been hacked, there is porn everywhere and funny underlined words and I must fix it right now!

So I drop what I'm doing and access the site and it's fine. I use a few different devices and even a couple of different networks and can't see a thing wrong with it.

Then I spent half an hour on the phone trying to convince him that his own shady surfing habits are causing this on his computer only.

I get the feeling he didn't believe me because he hasn't paid the latest invoice..