Freelance design client starter kit

How programmers comment their code

Client: Can I speak to the developer responsible for my website?
Developer: Speaking...
Client: You have a deep voice for a 5 year old.

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

My Desk

Oh.. I see.. How about pass@123...

Student life can be hard ...

This keyboard designed specially for windows users

Login :
Username - admin
Password - admin

me: im tired of coding here

boss: then go home and code there

me: GREAT SEE U TOMORROW

boss: okay, tomorrow bring a pillow, slippers and food so you'll feel more comfy coding!

Aha...

When someone asks me to fix a production bug on Friday.

Great timing

"What took you so long to do it? It looks simple."

"It looks simple because I spent time making it simple."

Halloween is right around the corner and I'm getting ready for the trick or treating kids 😂

Just a hard worker

Well, a job offer valid for Charles Babbage.

my team mate thinks that function name should be descriptive so you can understand what It will do.
Here are the examples of functions he created:

createArrayOfConsentChangedEventObjectForAConsentForAllDataProcessorsWithoutNameInEvent()

createArrayOfConsentChangedEventObjectForAConsentForAllDataProcessorsWithNameInEvent()

createAndPushConsentChangedEventWithAndWithoutNameForAParticularConsent()

I was supposed to review his code but this names are so annoying that I gave up on reviewing and just passed his code since functionalities were working as expected. -_-

Am I the only one who gets annoyed by long function names?

The year is 2025
vlcInstall.exe
"You already have videos, the trusted and safe media player for windows 10"
AtomInstaller.exe
"You already have vscode, the better and lighter editor for windows 10"
SteamInstaller.exe
"You already have Microsoft solitare, a fun, better game for windows 10"
*googles c++ tutorials*
"Try c#, safer and robust language for developers, oh and did we forget to mention use bing?"
*downloads arch iso*
"This file has been marked malicious by windows defender. Oh and we updated your bios to allow only windows bootloader. You're welcome."

Migrating an old system.

Who's ready for some horror?

This website is tricking people into allowing notification.

It works 😄😄

#Weird incidents with a designer

This girl texted me a picture of her newly painted dark-greyish nails

Her: what do you think is this color?

Me: #222222

Check out my new raspberry pie.. Cheers from Canada and my grandmother

What the ...😂

Poor things!

I love this 😂😂

Implementing the application exactly like the client specified, because they won't listen.