Sooooo. I saw this.

let it be known
Ya boi graduated today

Well, this will be a good day.

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Why not compile?

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Feature request: Add a popup in mobile app that asks to rate the devRant app

*muhahahahaha*

Fair point

Amen Brother ✊️

This sums up a big majority of Devs.

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Fantastic sorting algorithm, O(1) runtime, so amazing

UI design gone wrong

A reality...

First post.
Ah, finally a place like stack overflow where no one will down vote me!

I was doing code reviews for some of the new Devs recently joined... One guy wrote his entire life history in the check in description... Like Why he took this approach, why interfaces are necessary in coding, when did he lost his virginity (I doubt he ever did), what's his pet name? - sadly no information related to his online banking... Shame really...

Overconfidence​ is striking again. Some companies are really begging for it... Found this cup in the kitchen of a client. And it is the slogan of an external contractor. It says: this network is unavailable for hackers. I think this is worth at least a triple facepalm

Got this fun little message from my contact form on my site

The opposite job..

When you see this😂

Writing sql queries on production server makes me nervous.

First Rant

I just discovered devRant.
This is so cool.

#HelloWorldRant

Hehe right on point....glad I managed to take a screenshot :P

Just had a call to follow up a job aplication that was sent in, he is very confident that we need to arrange an interview and wanted to let me know he couldn't do this week. FUCK OFF YOU FUCKTARD, I wouldn't wipe my arse with your aplication your waisting my fucking time with bullshit crap like this in a job application! Your not going to get the job dick head! You have zero fucking experience or any ability to do the job!

Think it's beer time 🍺

Why are Mexican IT projects so expensive? ... Because there are only Señor Consultants available 😂

Got a new job! And a title bump. 😎

I am so thrilled that the hackathon that I coorganized is happening! 😍😍

How many of you know these and can relate? 😅

Just got a new client to do all their invoicing for their 900 clients.
Just got ALL of their customer data in an excel sheet.
Is this what they mean when they say they won't share any personal details with a 3rd party?

Me : I need to give Tom a wash.

GF (Smashed table, angrily) : Tom is your Keyboard, stop giving everything a name.

Me : you hurt poor George!

Who can relate?

Only Developers will understand this!!

Hello Monday:
0.Arrive late due to traffic.(Apparently a car hit a cow crossing the road)
1. Try upgrading php5 to php7 and break stuff in the process and waste 2 hours fixing things.(Poor connection so ssh sessions hung occasionally)
2.PHP fixed,open Gmail and get over 100 emails from clients about the server being down(because of (0)).Ignore all.Find a snaglist of over 20 TODOs.
3.Open Android Studio, update to 2.3 and everything becomes broken.Each time i open it ,it crashes and i have to "Report to Google"
4.Spend the next 1 hour reinstalling AS.It finally works.
5.Open Project and the libraries are broken.Spend another hour upgrading build tools.
6.Leave SDK to update and decide to check my Google Cloud console.$50 bill pending.Shit.
7.Try XCode. Remember the project is still in Swift 2 and I have to upgrade it(Would take eternity).Immediately closes xcode.
8.Gives up on life and decides to log into Devrant.