So I’m calling in sick today I guess

Writing comments*. Just stop doing it.

A simple object mapper for CosmosDB SQL API

Cosmonaut is an object mapper that enables .NET developers to work with a CosmosDB using .NET objects. It eliminates the need for most of the data-access code that developers usually need to write.

Your ego will hurt you FAR more than your junior coding skills

Damn I miss uni...

Cosmonaut is a simple and lightweight ORM for CosmosDB.

So realistic...

Fuck it I'm out

When, where and how was your very first interaction with programming.

I love my city but cmon developers 😂

You might have noticed a pattern in my rants

When you think php is pure garbage but this third party tool that you really need is fully written on it and you have to use it.

Fair point

Coding gameserver emulators. It's always fun to code for a game which you don't have to do any of the artistic side and all of the functionality side.

Also network packet sniffing and trying to figure out what each this is is pretty fun. Love it.

Trello nailed the changelog with their offline sync update
(Yeah the rewrote the whole song)

That's about right isn't it?

If you ever feel like you won't achieve anything in your developer career just remember that Suicide Squad won an Oscar.

For me it all has to do with doing stuff outside of work. You are not a developer for your 9 to 5. You are a developer 24/7 and it is one of the few professions where you can work on something all the time if you want to.

Not many professions have that.

In my case it's mostly books, blogposts for respectable developers and podcasts.

I also like creating a problem and making myself find the solution to it.

If you really want to learn something you need to touch it, not read about it.

Bill is smart, be like Bill

Does devRant really need a downvote button? I mean if a post is offensive just report it. I don't really see someone saying a post is bad. If a post is bad I just ignore it.

When your colleague is having the time of his life writing unit tests

We use Visual Basic

Every dev ever

Why do i have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 why do I have to support IE8 😞

Not in a social network full of developers

That moment when you feel that you are a great developer ready to do some pull requests to the framework you are using and then you check the source code of it and wonder if that's even the same language.

Seriously

Never gets old

Let's make a drinking game!

We will say random words. If there is a JavaScript framework with that name we have to take a shot.

20 minutes later we will need a liver transplant.

Trying to find the answer to a question for angular 2.
If it was posted yesterday it's probably outdated.