My entire programming career.

Few months ago I stopped making anything on WordPress (code style wasn't for me, less reinventing the wheel), yet got offered well paid job with mostly WP responsibilities.
People ask me - why I stopped making stuff on WordPress? Welp...

How it starts, and how it ends... Every single day.

Select * from World where "someone" like '%you%';

No result!

Damn...

Pointers in C. You love'em or you hate'em. A lot of room to shoot ourselves in the foot or hang ourselves. Or doing both because someone thought it would be genius to tie the guns to the rope.

Tabs v spaces again

When you try to come up with a new feature during the last standup meeting with the team

How my day went making a magento exstension, with their shitty documentation

My girlfriend got me this mug. She's the one.

I'm currently in a file permission hell :/

So my first encounter with travis wasn't that smooth.

Do not disturb a coder while coding..

if only I could transform....

If i spent all the time that I did on programming on any other thing I think that I would have a gold medal or a nobel prize by then.

'React JS functional fun'

A tweet about reactjs, #'d with 'python' and an image of the ruby logo....someone's tired this Friday 😂

Where can you find a drunked programmer?

You can find them at foo bar

This right here..😂

rant init....

I feel like the programming courses in college don't ready you enough for the outside world 😧 - computer science student.

rant complete....

Code review

A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another.

 A lady walking by notices him and says

"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."

yes i am a developer, no i have not hacked facebook.

How do you tell HTML from HTML5?

- try it out in Internet Explorer
- did it work?
- no?
- it's HTML5

Simply true

When you're picking up your kid from school and you bump into a client... "Hey, I know you're not working but have a quick question for you."

Because I'm good with computers and stuff?

Life cycle of a Software engineer;P

The reality of c++ programmers...

Silicon Valley - sales guys a riot - and accurate. Meeting scenes were great. Very funny.

When you get +1'd on devrant

Do not try at home! 😅

Oh yeah!