"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Excellent Database table design...

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

Gotcha!!

Thanks for the stickers - putting them to good use on my Windows 98 gaming laptop 😍 She's a beauty, fully loaded up with the classics like Doom, Sim City, Wolfenstein 3D and... Um... VGA Miner 😂

- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

One of the many things my non-programmer friends needs to learn.

I literally laughed out loud

This is way too true!

And the most useless function of the year award goes to...

Nice face recognition

And then there is this beauty...

Every damn time.

My boyfriend is in dental school and I am, of course, a dev. So we often swap analogies to help each other better understand what we are talking (or usually complaining) about. My favorite one so far is when I was explaining to him how the sales team undersells websites without consulting developers and we are constantly over budget. So he goes, "That's like the receptionist telling the patient they have 2 cavities just by looking at them and having them pay immediately. And when the dentist takes a look, the patient actually needs 4 crowns and a root canal... but they already paid for just the 2 cavities."

W...w...wha...whaaat?!

Who else think this is awesome

😂😂😂😂

Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

One of the many joys in a programmers life

My friend had managed to move up viewport with pure javascript...

When you implement a 3rd party payment system, and it doesn't work... and their support can't fix the problem... So you debug their code and send them the revised code and they update their GIT repo and update their documenting.

Our CTO has been told, this morning by management, that our development department is "too quiet" and that it's spoiling "the atmosphere" of the office space.

So we've ordered mechanical keyboards.

correctly named devices

what people think when I say I program in COBOL..

Made this sign for the office a while back. Though you guys might appreciate it!

Can we add cliparts to the new website?

6 chars

I just began using Laravel and I have to say that I love it.

game over V2.0

When you boot and can't remember if its F2 F8 F12 or DEL