Every once in a while, execute a SQL update query on a production DB without a where clause.

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

Yesterday I heard from our support that a client asked why we had removed their site from Google.

1. Focus on learning; earning should come secondary
2. If it doesn't add anything to your resume, it's probably not worth picking up
3. Do not re-invent the wheel. Explore third parties and libraries thoroughly. Use them as much as you can.
4. If you stuck at a problem for more than 2-3 hours: post on stackoverflow
5. Plan, create deadlines, and focus as if an executive chose you.
Lazy = failure!

This morning, I felt pretty good. I had a healthy breakfast and I took the longer U-bahn journey into work so as to enjoy the Autumn scenery. I get to my desk after greeting my colleagues with the customary "Guten Morgen" and I began to plan my work for the day. I see there is a new ticket assigned to me which relates to a HTML issue. The customer support team are able to use a HTML editor to made changes to a section of a user's dashboard and from time to time, I get asked to fix their mistakes. Usually, it is something small, but it makes me cringe every time I see the markup. "Tables...tables everywhere!!!", sighed the once happy dev.

Time for a coffee break and a sit-down with the support team

This code is so bad,
If it were a bridge it would kill hunderds of people.

If it were an electric grid it would, plunge thousands of households into darkness

It is so bad,
If it were an operationsystem it would be WINDOWS

Who's ready for some horror?

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Me: Sometimes I talk to myself while debugging.
Me: OMG 😱, me too..
Me: Lets try pair programming next time.

Which duck should I buy

I've never had a great experience working with designers, but this one might be the laziest! Props if it's for a friend and unpaid though.

Lmao I'm no mathematician but this shit doesn't add up.

*Creates empty node web project in visual studio*

Let's have a look at the default configuration... Oh look the default port is 1337... Microsoft... Please stop trying to meme... Please

When you're standing at the window, you smell like other people are barbecuing and you know your toast is almost done.

Windows Operating System

Ummmmm

No questions asked

My office for the past month. That's a battery powered by a solar panel, which powers my satellite internet and laptop

me : cat! help me to code..
cat : fuck u

I finally managed to open a beer bottle using a sheet of paper

My finger is red as fuck but it was worth it

WordPress has really cool features!
You can uninstall it, for example.

Shaggy rags

So I have a friend who does shaggy rags and was all in with a DevRant theme.

Me : Let me post something cool as I'm new to devrant and everyone finds it amusing.

Inner me : Please give me some ++'s so that I could get those stickers .

My room fan broke last week, and they were sold out everywhere.
So i build one myself (last rant), but after a while it just blew hot air.

So after some work I have this :) Now it even has RGB :')

Originial:
https://devrant.com/rants/1591151

Darwin theory of memory storage

Responsive vs Non-Responsive

Google 1:0 Flat Earthers

Microsoft and Github merged successfully

If this masterpiece came from my coworker I would smash his computer, burn his house, wipe his gene from poor mother earth. Luckily it came from my new programming student, so I find it adorable and make a post here.

Got my devrant stickers today!