Got a job with EA
Went down like this during the interview

Hiring Manager: your second part of your resume seems to be missing?
Me: second part is $20
Hiring Manager: Welcome on board

I feel old when I say that my first website was on Geocities.

Not a rant....

I received an email today from a client that reads "I'm so anxious to pay you. This is the best money I've spent on my website."

🤘🤘🤘

"cannot null. please try null again" Well, ok...

Before implementing a feature that is one hour of work for one developer, let's have four meetings about it, a user survey, specifications and endless discussions on resources.

Nothing good ever gets committed before 12pm.

that feeling when you code from 11 pm to 2 am to solve a problem and then decide to google it and see that you could solve it in 2 min or less

devRant gross truth time: the garbage can at my desk is used exclusively to dispose of boogers and chewed off fingernails.

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

So my landlord just came up and asked why I'm using so much bandwidth (they've just had a new line installed so they're monitoring it like hell for some reason) so we had a chat, I told him I'm a Web Developer so I'm uploading and downloading a load, and bare in mind this is student housing, he offered to install a wired connection in my flat only so I'll have a decent and stable connection when all the other students come back in September.

This is the first time in my life I feel like I'm not paying enough rent!

Hello everybody! I'm probably not supposed to be ranting here becuase I'm not a dev but I started my journey today towards Android by spending a whole day successfully making a Java program and just wanted to share my free and satisfied feeling with you all!

When you laugh at a devRant post and the non-tech 50 year-old woman next to you finds out your good with computers. And then she asks you to delete her porn history... Awkward

Bored...

Poor Adam.😂😂😂

many times

how about 2 because you can't have everything 🤗

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

New official devRant web cartoon! Check it out on youtube: https://youtube.com/watch/...

Been a hell of a lot of fun making it, hope you all get a laugh!

How did this date format ever get past code review.

Aaaaaaand one of the top comments is, "They stole Middle-out compression from Pied Piper too." 😂😂

#codemode

try {
// code that will someday
// throw an exception. Today is
// not that day.
}
catch(Exception ex) {
// The big day has arrived! BUT...
// I'm a heartless bastard who
// does not log errors.
// Good luck finding me!
}

A new company is flying me out to interview with them today, wish me luck!

Sleeping with a problem, can actually solve it

When you have a great idea for an app, then find out that someone already done it and with the same name.
My idea is way better than the existing one though... I just need to think of another name.

The moment you realize, you are not getting your own website's Google Analytics information because of your Ghostry and Ad block plus installed :|

It hurts 10 folds when you spend 8 hours in debugging and on SO before epiphany ://

Karma is a Bitch :|

Oh yes...

when you get into work on Monday morning, and you've completely forgotten what you did Friday

When you know it's .. System.out.println(I m here) ..time

What a time to be alive...