Free icons!

From the Gods of The Stack Overflow for the pesants of the community:

https://goalkicker.com

Just go there. This is everything you have to know, ever.

Governments should use a public git for their laws

found somewhere on insta

If you know I want to exit then why don't add the parenthesis yourself??

From this rant: https://devrant.com/rants/1842092/...

For the one piece lovers put there. My buddy made the ship and although i'm not good at watching anime i appreciate the work he puts in. I'm just here sharing hes work, maybe its for you and maybe it isn't but as a person i would like to live in a world where everyone got to achieve some success doing something they love.

The work of him (PS, hes a writer too)

https://flacokawashiwa.wixsite.com/...

Have a good day all

When your out of ideas

God save us all from JS 😑

6 char

WHY AWS Docs are so awful? 😠🤦

Rose are red
Dark theme make me code faster

An other developer's gone
Because of the manager

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

How programmers comment their code

It will be alright in the end.
If it's not alright, it's not the end.

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

Yesterday I tried to put my pc into sleep mode but ... UPDATES

5+7=12

https://mobile.twitter.com/rishmish...

Built a popular App they said.

Please stop me if I try to name my children test, test1 and test2

Thanks

Share your most useful terminal aliases and functions.

alias gs='git status'
alias gcm='git commit -m'
alias push='git push'
alias pull='git pull'
alias hosts='sudo nano /etc/hosts'
alias glog='git log --graph --oneline --decorate -n 10 --color'
alias mykey='cat ~/.ssh/id_rsa.pub | xclip -sel clip'

function mkcd () {
mkdir -p -- "$1" && cd -P -- "$1"
}

As well as one for each major project (lets say 1+ weeks of dev time) to immediately cd to it from anywhere. How about you guys?

Always looking to improve my terminal commands, so am curious what everyone else uses for shortcuts.

There should be a communist programming language.

- There are no classes.
- There is no inheritance.
- All code is executed simultaneously, since it's equal.
- All variables are global, since everything belongs to everyone
- There are no private functions
- Every function must have side effects, for the 'greater good'
- As soon as it is written, you no longer own the code
- Instead the code owns you
- And your machine

I slowly get why this thing didn't work out on society either.

My thoughts when my uncle was introducing me to one of his friends.
(M = me, U = uncle, F = Uncle's friend)

U : Meet M, he is a software developer, he works at * blah *.

M (Internally): That is a very reasonable introduction.

U : * Continues speaking. *

M (Internally): No, staph! It was good enough. Don't go any further.

U : He does * blah blah *

M (Internally): That's not even remotely related to what I do.

U : If you have any tech related problems, he is your guy.

M (Internally): You should have kept shut.

U : If your phone slows down, he can fix it.

M (Internally): Why would you even say that !?

U : He can fix all you printer issues.

M (Internally): Excuse me. What. The. Fuck!?

U : You should definitely consult him before purchasing any tech.

M (Internally): That's it. I give up. There is no hope left.

F : * Gestures U to clam down. *
F : * Nods at M in a very assuring manner. As if he were saying, 'chill bro! Its all cool, I understand.' *

M (Internally): Hold on. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe there is some hope left.

F : So, tell me, how good are you with excel formulas?

M (Internally): * Dies *

This happened once in my life

They can just buy a different name right ?

It is what it is.

I was testing an app on Google Assistant . And this happened

I AM ROOT!!!

This got me.

Never trust the user with input...