Bro...

me, to an HR: look at my GitHub, it has amazing projects!
my projects:

"We need to reduce the scope of the project, guys... What if we don't make tests? They're taking some time do write, so..."

Yep. Let's compromise the quality and call it scope reduction. It will make wonders to our roadmap 👍

Hey everyone - I will be doing some routine database maintenance a little later tonight. There might be some short periods of downtime but I will try to keep them to a minimum. Sorry for the inconvenience and thanks!

Where do developers drink?

At the Foo bar!

// TODO hahaha

Pure evil

Client: This works correctly, but I don’t like the code.

Me: What exactly do you not like?

Client: There are barely any lines of code. You need to add more to make it better.

I...I don’t know what to say.

Everything is going as planned

pshht 🤫😄

That's fair.

When you talk to other devs about what their code did. I also relate myself to this.

Write once ... works forever
Write once ... get paid forever
The new GIG !!!

Source: /r/programmerhumor

Found a fossil in the bushes next to my house 😮

My biggest dev sin is not writing any unit tests for devRant :/

If you can't spot the idiot on your organisation.... You're the idiot

Loser.

YouTube comments at it's best

Where can I meet programmers like her?

Three days ago:
Let's try Firefox Quantum
Two minutes later:
Bye Chrome

And it still contains the ads 😡😂😂

True story! 😂

Funny definition of fibonnacci, this is about right.

Son: I've done good investment in Bitcoins

Dad: What is the rate of interest in Bitcoins?

Son: There is no such thing called rate of interest in Bitcoins. Bitcoins are virtual currency. It's kind of money itself.

Dad: So you gave money and got back money? It's not called as an investment. It's called getting change!

So true lmao... �🤣�

My boss hate TOR, and so does many of my colleagues

Today, I am testing their faith in me

Literally xD

Today we have an exciting devRant announcement! As many observant members of the community have problably noticed, since launch we've been using the domain name devrant.io since the .com was already taken. Today, we're happy to announce, we now own devrant.com and it is now the official devRant URL!

How did this happen you ask? The devrant.com domain was already owned by a developer named Wiard when we launched devRant. It took a while to track him down, but when we did, turned out he saw the good we were doing and wanted to help the devRant community by generously offering us the .com domain for a very reasonable exchange (considering that we are a self-funded bootstrapped startup!).

Since Wiard recently started writing a blog on devrant.com, he had to find a new home for it. His new blog is https://sysrant.com and I encourage everyone to check it out! Great topical/educational dev/sys-admin related articles? Check. Someone who cares about the devRant community and allowed us to leave the firey hell that is .io? Check. So check it out!!

Some technical info:

This change is immediate and all devrant.io non-api requests will now redirect to devrant.com. We might have missed a few things (purposely or accidentely) so we're going to be going through and converting anything that's left. If you use the devRant API, your implementation should not break since API requests are meant to be excluded for now, but I highly recommend switching any API URLs to https://devrant.com so you can avoid issues in the future if we decide to stop redirecting devrant.io API requests. Also one note, there was an issue for about a minute after we turned on the redirected where some API requests to devrant.io might have 301 redirected to devrant.com. If an app you were using broke, try clearing whatever cache the 301 redirect might be stored in and the issue should go away.

Feel free to post any questions you might have here (and please let me know about any issues you might discover!), and once again, huge thanks to Wiard!

I wanted to get laid with my girlfriend. I got null pointer exception...