Oh boy, next week has been exhausting 🤔

If you are sending me data to use, DO NOT FUCKING SEND ME AN IMAGE FROM EXCEL.

My Hackintosh project works! The GTX 1050 Ti runs, it boots without USB needed and even audio works!

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

How to troll someone

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!Rant

Anyone else feel the need for 5 more seasons of IT Crowd?

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When was the last time you fix a difficult bug and you make a crazy lunar laugh that makes you lost control of your saliva?

~ I can tell, you code fiercely.

bad code that works 👍

source: reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/

We had C project in school about multi-process communication and syscalls. We worked in groups of three.
I made a "framework"(header file) with important prototypes and definitions of needed variable sizes.
One of group member decided to null his variable by bzero syscall (writes null bytes). He ignored my framework and typed literal "sizeof". Ofc nulled double the needed value and it nulled another variable with some TCP packet also.
Spend week trying to find what is wrong with it.
I hate group projects.

My life

Purposely putting myself outside my comfort zone. Forces me to learn and push myself!

Start up my windows gaming machine, the internet adapter is not recognized... sigh.

2 years with my macbook pro for work, 0 issues. Literally "it just works".

And no thanks, I already went through that teenager phase of my life where I'd shout "omg I use linux I'm so special" and then browse through 5 forums to solve a stupid issue from any tool by "just build it from source, follow these 12 steps and apt-get these other 20 dev libs"

6 months of SalesForce.

Not just salesforce.
Integrating the current system with salesforce.

Web developer managing servers

What?!

Love how a teacher of mine described IO wait for CPUs on a blackboard.
"That's calculation time." *draws three small lines on the blackboard* And this is IO wait. *draws a really long line, goes out of the class, out of the school, comes back* "Yes, this is IO wait. No matter how good and fast your CPU in your gaming PC is, if your hard drive is shit, everything is shit."

Nobody proof reads anymore. It pisses me off. News sources with obvious spelling and grammatical mistakes. It seems that it is acceptable on the internet to not give a fuck.

The dev secret...

rant

When you start a new project.
You create a new directory.
You start the IDE and create a new application project.
You type just 5 lines of code for testing it.
Then you compile and run.
Nothing happens...
You abort and retry.
Nothing happens...
Half a minute later a window pops up and Norton reports you that an executable has been removed because its suspicious and has a lack of reputation!!!

My car made it home !

source: https://t.me/programmerjokes/608

Anyone out there like agile but find that project managers make it horrible. It is kind of like when you are having an interesting conversation then a bore comes around and overtakes the cool conversation.

Hahhaha I love linux :)

Best: getting hired for my first job at a digital marketing agency.
Worst: watching everyone else quit around me, culminating in my team leader, the last team member besides me

Mr Meeseeks

The week before project deadline...

I don't hate PHP.

Amazon may now be my favourite internet company out there with what they've done in the first 8 minutes of The Grand Tour

If you ever feel unuseful remember macOS server exists

My kind of Rubber Ducky