Adobe Reader everywhere

I'm going to get message from the NSA for posting this. 😂😂

Girlfriend: How was your day?

Me: Oh, Grand broke stuff fixed it,
broke more stuff, fixed that. then almost nearly got something kinda doing what i want.

Programming facts #1

Harry speaks Python

You, I heard you have some memory to waste

Barista at the coffee shop I go to every morning said he liked my "Emo Hello Kitty" sticker today

Everytime.

This is not a rant, but I just wanted to share some good news! My brother and I have launched an app called Programmer’s Music. It contains our favourite music tracks and tracks suggested by some of our developer/creative colleagues. It’s for listening to music while coding. We have also integrated Pomodoro time management method in it. It’s ad-free and FREE. :) Please check out the app at https://promusic.tech/2mJrw8A. Feel free to leave an honest feedback. 

Please feel free to leave us a message with your favourite tracks and we will add them. Please share it, follow on Twitter and/or like our Facebook page. Thank you so much!

Thank you, everyone.

PS.- Atom editor fans would ❤ it.

Interviewer:Explain us deadlock and we'll hire you !

Me:Hire me and I'll explain it to you..

Thank you PHP manual! I would never found it otherwise!

Microsoft Edge's reaction when you are using Chrome: Enemy spotted!

Karma ♋️

My wife brought an old and filthy keyboard from her workplace.

"Oh you're a developer?"

"Yes."

"Hey I've got this awesome app idea. You build it all and you can get 10% of the profits?"

I created simple Snake game as Easter Egg 🐍

Me and small projects:

*writes messy but functional code*

*leaves code for a week*

*wants to finish code*

*code too messy - starts from scratch*

*leaves code for a week*

*wants to finish code*

*code too messy....*

Don't be like jimmy... test before committing! 😋

Good Innovation !!

Calling it a good day :D

When I solved a machine learning problem using naive Bayes in R for the first time.
I still remember it was 5am. Had been stuck for weeks and when it worked.. I called my teammate at 5am and said.. "I think solving this feels better than having sex".

Normal people talking:
Alice: Are you on Facebook?
Bob: No.
Alice: OMG!!! YOU'RE NOT ON FACEBOOK!? Do you live under a rock?

Programmers talking:
<Replace all instances of Facebook with github>

Linux is awesome. In runs on my fridge (Tizen), my TV (Tizen), my phone (Android), my watch (Android Wear), My PC (Ubuntu) and my laptop (Kali). I'm now trying to force my parents to convert to Linux.

Constant battle of choosing self care over the code life.

How to get fired (no pun intended)

I run a goldfarming business as a hobby. Due to a stupid mistake in my code 300 clients ended up around the same spot in the the game, which resulted in me making it to reddit front page. https://reddit.com/r/2007scape/...

Fml

I hope DevRant won't get that popular, so we can stay such a cool small community!

Everytime the client say 'thank you' :)

$1 million question !

Spare time.