Headphone - an instrument to never get annoyed or distracted by loud or silly people's noises!

When the skytrain needs to update quicktime

Mac OS

Pair programming to refactor someone else's code.

When will people learn that?
Java!=JavaScript

I see what you did there...

++ if ur waiting for season 4 of silicon valley

Just realized humans are 0 indexed. Our first year on earth we are 0 years old.

Oddly satisfying DevRant +1s

When you have a bizarre bug that you can't consistently reproduce, but you're already past your deadline.

I love that sentence so much

Everyone's problem.

Wow! Finally devRant swag store is LIVE 😍 https://swag.devrant.io

End User: The program isn't working
Me: What were you trying to do?
End User: blah blah blah
Me: Are you using IE?
End User: Yes, I always use IE everything should work with it.
Me: Didn't you see the email to the listserv explicitly saying not to use IE?
End User: I did, but I only like to use IE.
Me: (bangs head against desk & loses all hope)

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I just asked my girlfriend if we can have a baby so I can get a devRant stressball.

CTRL + Z CTRL + Z!! PLZ PLZ PLZ

On a bright side, everything in UK is 10% cheaper today than it was yesterday.

When every single JIRA ticket is marked "Critical"...

A+ use of wallpaper

<?php

wakeUp();
goToWedding();

while (atWedding() && bored()) {
browseDevrant();
}

goToTrainStation();
sleep(2700); // got there 45 mins early

while (trainIsMoving()) {
try {
workOnDevrant();
} catch (ProcrastinationException $e) {
// got distracted by devRant
}
}

goHome();

while (unrespondedStickerRequests()) {
sendResponse();
}

goToSleep();

?>

I don't trust devs who don't drink coffee or tea. It's unnatural.

There are 3 types of fear
1. Terror
2. Panic
3. Client is using internet explorer

God Backup..

What do computers and air conditioners have in common ---- They both become useless when you open windows

Damn! How strong is the AI behind Siri!!

When a minor bug inspires clients to add a new functionality :|

Instead of 'video calling' icon to make video calls, I mistakenly displayed calendar icon in the App and now clients want me to add schedule video call feature :|

When you merge the conflicted branch to master

I'm a project manager now. Hello from the other side, bitches!

bono.less