When we finally get to Mars, all programmers on Earth will scream in pain over having to program another timezone

Here’s a poster with a super short description of each one to help you keep track and find some new useful Linux tools.

Enjoy your start in the new week

Hello World! 👋
A newbie to DevRant..

Wonder what we could build if we actually spent time learning the language instead of romantacizing one framework ..

Thanks apple.
Now I know what are requirements to publish application to app store.

I didn’t want to wait for the adapter to come in…

* Got a date *
She : I'm a programmer.
Me : wow that's great! Which language do ya prefer to code?
SHE : HTML .

* And that's where I ran away *

Honestly ! How many mugs of caffeine U get each day ?!
(Just wanna make sure i'm not indulging :) )

How to NOT write unit tests:

A colleague of mine has developed a new package of software, many of our new projects are going to use. So in his presentation of the new functionalities he also showed us that he used unit tests to cover some of his code. So i asked him to show me that all tests passes.

He: I can show you, but one test suit will fail currently.

Me: Why?? You told us, everything is finished and works fine.

He: That's right, but they will fail because I'm currently not in the customer VPN.

Me: Excuse me, WHAT??

He: Yes, I'm not in the VPN that connects me to this one customers facility in Hungary, where the counterpart of the software is runnung live.

Me: YOU WROTE UNIT TESTS THAT TEST AGAINST A RUNNING LIVE FACILITY??

He: Yes, so I can check, that the telegramms I send are right. If I get back the right acknowledgement, the telegramm structure is right and my code is working.

Me: You know, that is not the porpose of unit tests? You know, that these test should run in any environment?

He: But they are proving, that my code is working. Everytime I change something I connect to the customer and let the tests run.

Me: ...

Despite the help of some other developers we could not convince him that this was not good and he should remove them. So now this package is used in 2 new projects and this test suit is still failing, everytime you execute all unit tests.

Thats how a zebra looks🤣

Thank god for Linux subsystem for Windows. It's like island of sanity at sea of madness...

A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, its not that good.

So for everyone that wanted the github repo for the ++ Battle i had with Haxk20.

Site:
https://c0d4-101.github.io/devRant-...

Repo:
https://github.com/C0D4-101/...

Just saw a drunk kid run out in front of an Uber self driving car... Almost witnessed the end to self driving cars.

Please let this rebase go through without a conflict...

Friend: Your job is so easy. I just made a website in 15 mins.
Me: oh ok. Show me.
Friend: mynewwebsite.blogspot.com
Me: (facepalm)

First rant, so here goes:
def initialize
@rant = 'when the contractor your boss brought in to help, whose weekly rate exceeds your monthly salary, doesn't know the difference between server side and client side technologies.'
end

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

!rant what you guys think?

I sat poolside on a tropical island today and worked on a project. I could get use to this freelance lifestyle.

It's my birthday! :)
And it's a national holiday in India. :D
#NoWorkDay

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Speechless 😆

Explain the movie Inception to a programmer.....
Basically, when you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM, inside another VM…, everything runs real slow!

The feeling you get when you've accepted a job offer and then discover this

Thanks Windows 10 for rebooting because I left my desk for 20 minutes. It's not that there were programs still running or anything like that.

If anyone wants a free Google Cardboard, head to London Waterloo station!

I have a UML test in a couple of hours 😩
Wish me luck....

Best day!!