Best random algorithm

Ahhh DDoS attacks

Dutch people must be having hard time programming

Thanks Spotify, I'm really digging your suggested songs!

Thanks @dfox, @trogus

　
　
　

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I love these wires.

Um.. Ok. *click*

isRant = true

Working in a team with no Business Analyst assigned, moment when you realize that you spend at-least 3 hours every week sending old emails as a proof to business users that what we have developed is exactly what they fuckin' asked for in the first place

Told my gf I wanted a coding buddy so she won me this during the hackathon 😀

That's a good one!

Well said Bill Gates.

Stolen but...

Rofl😂😂😂

So my coworker got assigned a task. She copied some code from some crappy site, without even bothering of getting rid of "John Doe" in strings or getting rid of unused functions.

She hands it over me for review and I discover that the code doesn't even work! She didn't even bother running it! Anyways, I knew that the task was urgent, so instead of sending her a review, I trash her code and write everything from scratch.

This morning I woke up with an email from her to the team saying that *she* completed the task. Sorry babe, but I cannot let you take credit for my stuff.

Met a cute girl at the ATM today.
Long story short, she gave me her Instagram account and I ended up giving her my GitHub account.

! Rant
Got promoted today
Fuck yeah \m/

I hate 1&1. Shit hosting, shit service, shit everything.

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Right now someone at Google is coding something useless for us to laugh at on April Fools.

They're meant to be!

Most used lie you tell to client: -

Client: “Could you make the software do XYZ?”

Programmer: “No.”

What the programmer really wants to say:

“It’s software. Of course we could do it. But:

it would take a very long time,you can’t afford it,we can’t sell it to anyone else because it’s a terrible idea,by the time we finish it, you won’t want it anymore.”

“No” is just easier to say and is less insulting, especially when the client has a dozen of these great ideas.

My manager suggested that we include a "stupid user mode" in our application.

Everyone seems to be happy with that :)

devRant has over 30k users within 1 year. Congratulations @dfox @trogus and awesome work. I would also like to thank my boss, project managers, colleagues and clients. They are the biggest contributors in devRant. lolz...

Last wishes?

Well he did the right thing

I 😍 non-ascii characters, how about u?

Brute force always works. Period.

To my coworker who gets notifications 5 times a minute:

PUT YOUR F**KING PHONE ON SILENT, YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!

Jeeze, it's like some people have ZERO workplace etiquette 😡😡😡

How i actually feel like when i code some of the time. (right-hand side)