when the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie,
that's amore

when a file you don't need
exceeds 50mb,
.gitignore

Well....

This user is asking Facebook to add a built-in VPN, this is really cracking me up 😂😂😂.
Some users are just confused, WTF.

I know political stuff isn’t appreciated here. Still this needs to be said— Elon Musk. Your mums a hoe. Deal with it. And these are the people who are being advertised as “success figures” to the youth. The current youth must wake up from this sea of lies, for the sake of humanity.

javascript...

Responsive vs Non-Responsive

Science

You know you're doing good shit when the chinese start copying it. 😎

Well..

My classmates are such hypocrites. They pretend to be programmers, but they can't fool me.

"Oh sorry. I can't show you the result of my html code. I have to compile it first, but there's no WiFi."

There's so many things wrong with that.

That moment when you see someone coding on the train and you try to guess what they're working on from a distance.

I got 99 problems

But they can wait till Monday.

Cheers to the fucking weekend!

My Dev environment today.

So the devDucks arrived today and the dog is more excited than I am. He's been staring at the box the whole time.

Productivity level 10000...

Hold your tears boi

sudo umount xmas_tree

Seriously, need to learn git 🤔

If I can't buy u a drink, atleast let me fix your laptop.
#geeksPickUpLine
😂😂

MFW the new language begins to make sense.

She said YES 😍❤️😃

If I were cooking like I maintain my dev projects, I'd have a roast in the fridge, a frittata thats only missing the eggs, eight different pots of uncooked soup around the kitchen and the ingredients for a pudding in the cupboard. But I'd be eating pasta with a ready-made soup every day, because its finished.

If you update your stack overflow question with the solution once you find it then you're the real MVP

Hello {Project}, my old friend. I've come to debug you again
Because the scope is softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was developing
And the misery that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence...

In restless dreams I debugged alone
Narrow file of cobbled code
‘Neath the halo of a desk lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of git checkin
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand bugs and maybe more
People coding without asking
People coding without listening
People writing code that they never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

Fools, said I, you do not know
{Project} like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence.

And the people bowed and prayed
To the kludgy app they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence

I'm working in a company that still use Flash for softs/websites... On the other side, il be working on m'y free time on a cultural app

There seems to be a LOT of debugging going on...

Just downloaded a .php file from the server, everything is in the same row.

Seems like a box, best left unopened

"It's nice outside, let's go somewhere?"
... I asked my girlfriend this morning.
"Nope, I'm couchbased today."
... she replied wearing a couchbase t-shirt I brought from a conference.

Debugging on production