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Programming Challenges

debugging

Even my career path is more accurate than apple maps

I just got offered my first position for a Junior developer gig. they are offering me more money than I expected and otherwise I'm super amped to take it.

what makes me nervous is its my first programming position. I have an IT/Programming bachelor's but not a pure Computer Science degree.

I was asked no technical questions and I don't know if it was clear that I'm very much looking for entry-level work. I guess the fear of failure is creeping up on me.

The Dev life

Having to use home PC because your office PC takes a millennia to train a classifier. Why not just work from home?

My leaders asked me to run the technical interviews for a position I have been asking for since I got this job. Because I am the only in the team that codes for Android. Am I friend-zoned in my job ?

I made an account just to rant about this:

Currently working for a multi billion dollar company and this is the code some wanker decided to write! Now I get the pleasure of reading through and debugging it :D

When I am trying to figure out what's going on in the code

My CEO uncle: "anyone can program."

A quote from when we were discussing strategy for my sit down with the CEO of a company I was applying at (FYI, his advice was to research the company, be familiar with their long term strategies and such). I get that there's no need to prove my technical prowess to a business exec, but it isn't because "anyone can program."

I mean, sure, in a philosophical sense, anybody has the capacity to learn. But developers aren't a fungible asset. Treating them as such leads to ruin.

during a programming introduction course on loops my pals started writing `for` loops instead of `while` loops like so:

`for (;expression;) {}`

spent weeks explaining why it's wrong. needless to say, they still do it. had to hinder myself from ripping my hair off my head

What client wants vs client budget

this is so true

Epic 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Mr.CatMan is a Hollywood Hacker,lol!

I wish I could explain how these three classes were very different from each other.

The entire show of Mr. Robot is a circle jerk of people trying to one-up eachother! It's pure insanity!!

someone hiring ios swift developer with 8+ years

http://indeed.com/m/viewjob/...

Have you ever written a piece of code so awesome, that you just had to go back, and look at it?

I have.

When you spend more time restarting your IDE from crashes than developing, you know, it's time for a big life change.

Big News from corporate today, we are no longer making bots to replace people. We are now "virtualizing" the workforce.
I swear I'm living in a dilbert strip...

Newest addition to my desk (after reviewing code written by ex-coworker)

Stack overflow