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Joined devRant on 5/31/2017

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500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

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My chewing algorithm needs improvement. Almost choked eating a fucking kebab.

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Installed an SSD in my Linux box. Installed fresh distro, tried to log in via SSH on localhost. Didn't work. Tried like three times, turned off firewalls, restarted ssh servers, nothing.

Looked at username. Typo in username when setting things up. *facepalm*

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Lol what?! What the hell is Dajngeo? Lmfao

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Windows being Windows 😂😂

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This is like..... Spot on. 😂

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*Me having after 10 glass of beer searching for a problem solution*
Me to me : WTF! GOOGLE STOPPED WORKING?

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Just learned that the open source license from Facebook is shit

It says if u ever filed a patent case against Facebook or any of its subsideries organisation then your license to use Facebook open source stuff will be immediately revoked .

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AI vs Humans

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How they teach http errors the easy way..

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Me on Google: how to run node.js.....

Girlfriend shoulder surfing: wtf? Why do you want to run nude?

Exception caught

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We are developing today the legacy systems of tomorrow.

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Friend: i need to do a game for my final project, can you help me out?
Me: sure, what language?
Friend: english
Me: ...

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Two unit tests, no integration tests.

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Mr Null, please stop using my app.

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Once upon a time, my team were dubbed as Cowboys...

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I want to make a worm that recognizes when the user is using headphones and occasionally play a silent footstep sound behind them.

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My friends be like...

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How to code 101

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Honest Errors!

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Chuck Norris does not rant... But his code does, indeed.

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Me: Mom, I'm learning a new programming language
Mom: How is it called
Me: go
Mom: do u like it?
Me: yes, it's pretty
Mom: do u like it more than linux?

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Saw this at my local coffee shop. Whatever will they come up with next.

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Me when I look through my old projects: Man, what the fuck was I thinking.

Me when I look through my new and current projects:
Man, what the fuck am I thinking.

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HAHAHAHAHA

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If you get it :)

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Not enough space...

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[ CTRL + Z ]
Now redo:
[ CTRL + Y ] or [ CTRL + SHIFT + Z ]
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When something worked perfectly yesterday and now it’s just fucked up without touching anything:
Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It's a different day
(Love The Way You Lie - Eminem)

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Found it in Telegram😂

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