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Yesterday. It took me way to long to figure out why my mouse wasn't working....
Thanks, dear colleagues!
😐
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devRant meetup in the Netherlands yesterday was awesome! Hereby a group picture we took.
Thanks for the amazing evening, people!
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Listened to the Google product launch yesterday, didn't notice this "feature" until now. Talk about throwing shade.
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Mindblowing CSS answer from one of our students, yesterday:
```
li{color:blue;}
li{color:red;}
```
=> Final color of <li>?
- Purple!
:-O5 -
Hi everybody! I wanted to share this with y'all.
Yesterday I got my Master's Degree, I'm finally free from University!17 -
Yesterday: Dear Diary, today the client changed their mind on a critical part of the project.
Today: Dear Diary, (see yesterday).5 -
Alestorm had a huge rubber duck with them at Alcatraz metal festival yesterday. I love them even more now! 😂
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👋🏻 So, yesterday I thought I'd quit...
👠 Today it turns out I've been fired, and my resignation wasn't opened 😂 😂
🖕 Hannah from HR
In fairness I did literally say that to Hannah from HR yesterday in a sort-of-attempt to get myself fired, so... I'm not quite sure who wins...10 -
My manager promised to give promotion to me in this quarter, But yesterday he was fired by the company. :-(3
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A coworker found this picture yesterday and it perfectly describes our product a month before release
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Yesterday, I had a meeting to prepare today's meeting, which goal is to prepare tomorrow's meeting... 😣7
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!rant
Yesterday i updated my LinkedIn title to Data scientist.
Today morning i got 3 phone calls for job offers.8 -
This app is like the best subreddit I've ever subscribed! Joined yesterday and am already addicted8
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Windows...
Yesterday: "11 updates available"
*Didn't install them to avoid the restart notification*
Today: "No updates available"
😒10 -
Yesterday I realized that with the improvement in 3D printing, soon we will probably be able to download more RAM.4
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I had just started learning the MERN stack and they deprecated it yesterday. Perfect timing, as usual.
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Trying to find the answer to a question for angular 2.
If it was posted yesterday it's probably outdated.1 -
I laughed : "Yesterday I farted at the Apple Store... but sorry, it is not my fault, they don't have Windows..."1
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Mission successful!
Yesterday I successfully replaced the charging port and headphone jack of my Oneplus 5
FeelsGoodMan
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I downloaded devRant yesterday and now I'm hooked. The effect of being with so many like-minded people :)1
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So yesterday I said to my private laptop update and shutdown...
Fast forward to this morning. Hell breaks loose. Have to fix it asap! We have downtime. But fucking windows update!!!
You fucking peace of shit should have done this yesterday. And why does it have to take so long.
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I wrote code yesterday, that functions the way it is supposed to.
I do not understand my code today.7 -
Yesterday I started programming a telegram bot. First approach. Just curious.
Pretty impressed.
It's well documented and funny.5 -
So, my company changed coffee machine around 1 month ago... yesterday at 4:20pm we made into 1k coffees taken
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Found this gem yesterday...
function justNumber(BigDecimal n) {
string negative_sign = "-";
BigDecimal response = BigDecimal.valueOf(n.toString().replace(negative_sign, ""));
return response;
}11 -
Abandoned Facebook few months ago.
Abandoned Instagram yesterday.
What else left to abandon?
Reddit? Devrant?18 -
Installed Cookie Clicker yesterday. This app literally bombs my PiHole with ad- and tracker domains.
This is pretty bad...
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I’ve become the person who I said I’d never be. Writing spaghetti code in spaghetti project instead of trying to refactor methods and classes where I’m adding new features.
Welp. They want it “yesterday” , they’ll have it yesterday.
But hey, the money’s good.8 -
Yesterday, when my Discord bot came into a Voice Channel and said "Hey Guys!". My friend really surprised. 😃😀7
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Yesterday was the first time i used recursion to solve an issue in our project..Never felt so good 😁6
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Recruiter called me yesterday about applying for job that I already applied for through her. I don't feel special.2
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Luv this fake email I received yesterday, didn't know Microsoft used DPD to deliver their emails lol!!!
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I'M GONNA KILL THIS MAC
what the FUCK!!!???!!!??? IT WORKED YESTERDAY!!!!
Now the whole iOS build pipeline fails again complaining smth about distribution profiles. Then about certificates. And then it starts using a completely unrelated certificate and complaining that provisioning profile does not include it...
what the f...
IT FUCKING WORKED YESTERDAY!!!!!!26 -
What the fuck happened? Yesterday I spent about an hour downloading ~40 files and after a restart they disappeared???17
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Special thanks to "-red" for making up for all the ++ I lost yesterday.
Who deleted their account, btw?24 -
Took this masterpiece tomorrow in the morning :P Another one was frozen since yesterday around 7pm (CEST timezone)
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Have to turn two important projects in 1.5 hours. Had the time since yesterday.... Do other people procrast like this?4
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Started learning Django yesterday evening. Great experience till now.
Particularly, this feature blew my mind. What a great framework!
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Here is the bootleg adidas generator i made yesterday, feel free to contribute
https://razorsh4rk.github.io/bootle...22 -
Working on Sunday because deadline is next week.
P.S. We got project yesterday.... Wish me luck.....2 -
Director: Ideally, it should have been closed yesterday.
Well.. THE WORLD ISN’T FUCKING IDEAL, IS IT? -
Yesterday: Deloyment will be delayed untill further notice.
Today: we have 20 minutes to ready everything for deployment.
Wonderful2 -
Interviewed a guy yesterday and asked what languages he knows...
"I'm really, really good at HTML"8 -
Yesterday a windows update somehow managed to corrupt my arch linux partition and I eventually had to spend the whole day recovering what was left because I needed it for today. Well... yesterday was also my girlfriends birthday..2
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Yesterday I added another item to the list of things I hate but am told to use at work,
Instagram.3 -
Apple iPhone batteries catch on fire yesterday and today at two different Apple Stores
*Scrolling news on OP5T and laughing *7 -
// yesterday
self.relationshipStatus = couple
//'today
self.relationshipStatus = 'friendzoned'
What the hellllll :05 -
Open devrant, scroll through algo till you see stuff from yesterday, click settings, go to recent and continue
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Personal development... I mean, I'm the same shit I was yesterday, last year, last decade, last century, ...4
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!dev
Was exhausted yesterday so was in bed by 9.00pm, asleep by 9.30pm...
NOW WIDE AWAKE SINCE 1AM! FUUUUUCK!!!4 -
Yesterday evening I installed Arch Linux and switched to Vim. I had my first spontaneous full body orgasm.3
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Yesterday was the first time I worked at the office during weekend.. Was really silent which was nice!1
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Windows updated yesterday and so I have a black screen.
Idk if it's a feature or bug. Linux still works2 -
Yesterday senior manager called me with an offer... He needed one more person for running team in charity run.2
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I ate pizza yesterday. A very different configuration than I usually go for.
WORST. MISTAKE. OF. MY. FUCKING. LIFE.49 -
Me: "when do you need this for?"
Them: "yesterday!hahahahahahhah"
Me: " :| Never heard that one before"1 -
Okay, so yesterday was crazy. So crazy, in fact, that I'm not even typing this on my phone. I'm typing it on an LG G4.
So, I took an Uber out to a Sprint store I'd been told did repairs. My phone's vibrator was broken. So, basically I thought just like that R&M episode "20 minutes adventure in and out" - only to find out they'd need to wipe my goddamn phone, and then send it to Texas. I now have to wait 6 days for my phone lmfao.
So, in the meantime, they took an hour to get me this G4 which makes me miss all the finer things in life - I miss my USB-C and not having to give a damn about how I plug it in and I miss my fingerprint reader (I know, I'm a lazy fuck with first-world problems. I don't care to hear about how fucking stupid I am for either of those thoughts, STFU). Also the G4 is prone to hardware failures, so they said they weren't too happy about giving me this, but it's the only one with NFC.
So in the middle of setup, the Sprint store's power went out. FUUUUUUCK. The phone was pretty much at 5% battery and was being slow as hell, so you can just about imagine the irritation me and this guy had when the phone died in the middle of setup.
The next thing is an unrelated story, but I'm sure some of you older guys here will love this. I was at a place called Triangle Park last night. I go there for burgers, but they also have a bar. Sometimes I get sent to the bar and the bartender gets me my food. So last night I went to pick the food up from the bar for takeout.
The bartender must've had an accident and messed something up, so she told me to sit at the bar. I thought it was obvious I was only 19, so I barely sat. I'm literally not old enough to sit at the bar, even though when I was younger my dad and his friends used to let me sit with them because I had a history of saying stupid shit that made his friends laugh. Nonetheless, I sat with my ass hanging off the edge because I knew it was wrong :/
She comes back and asks what type of drink I want. I had to tell her that I was 19. I wasn't gonna sit here and lie because I'm pretty sure she could've lost her job for serving a minor. I exited and waited in the lobby.
But are we at the point where 19-year-olds look like 25-year-olds? I don't want to think about this because it means I'm getting older. That's a lot to take in. Later in the night it was still gnawing at my gut.
Yesterday was one hella day man.5 -
Some people browse YouTube when they're bored..
I browse GutHub. Found this yesterday 😂
https://github.com/1337/...3 -
Did technical interview yesterday, rejected today. As expected. Nothing new.
my 1000 job applications tiktok journey might continue
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Continuing my rant from Yesterday....
As I was strolling though Walmart yesterday...
Tech Support 1: $Customer is having issues with their tablet they bought from us.
Tech Support 2: tell them to shut it off and shut it back on
Me: ❓4 -
Unpopular opinion: JS isnt that bad (given you use ES6+). Only node needs to die, and if possible please yesterday.12
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Yesterday was the job interview for Game Developer in TutoToons. I think I showed myself at my best.5
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Discovered SASS yesterday. Really surprised at how much it can accomplish. It's in the name. It's awesome.8
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Yesterday was my deadline for a programming project at uni and my laptop charger exploded when I started working.4
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We're completely redoing our bathroom. Apparently i accidentally damaged a pipe on the other side of the wall yesterday, and now we've had a water leak! 😁 Should've written tests before I went home yesterday2
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We all love wikipedia, but seriously: how far can you go with begging?
(this was on a 1920x1080 screen yesterday)
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So yesterday I installed this awesome game on my laptop...
src: https://twitter.com/_SelloM/status/...
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Vivaldi released a beta for mobile yesterday! I'm enjoying it very much, so far. Anybody else played with it?13
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Joined Eudyptula Challenge yesterday. Who else is trying to be part in the Linux kernel development or already is ?
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So yesterday I heard that after they let my previous contract expire, all other front enders also left... Awesum!
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yesterday wrote a huge part of logic. a colleague from other continent said there is a bug. sent me request data, server logs, but I couldn't find what's wrong yesterday.
today I arrived at work and checked it another time and it doesn't work.
"well, maybe he is not that retarded after all!"2 -
Wednesday Wisdom
Tomorrow I am a better developer than today.
Today I am a better developer than yesterday.4 -
When something worked perfectly yesterday and now it’s just fucked up without touching anything:
Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It's a different day
(Love The Way You Lie - Eminem)1 -
Yesterday I spent many hours debugging obscure compilation errors.
At the end of the day I was like "Fuck it, I'll think about it tomorrow morning".
This morning the compilation works fine. No errors. It's the same code as yesterday.
I'm raging5 -
After yesterday update, my Windows 10 installation literally died, and I’m stuck on spinning cursor.2
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Ubuntu installation freezing every single time I try to install it. Trying since yesterday. Dammit Ubuntu!
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Working from development environment. New API module works like a charm.
Migrated to production. Whole CRM breakes down.
Migraine intensifies. -
Silicon Valley started again yesterday !!!! Yaay...who else here watches this show and well Halt and Catch Fire ?5
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I literally can't believe that your project even runs without this technology I just learned about yesterday
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http://tasks.io/
Stumbled upon an interesting site yesterday.
"I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate"4 -
// When the deadline was yesterday
//... Or last week
while daysToDeadline() < 0 && !projectIsFinished {
self.sleepTime.reduce()
self.code()
self.addCaffeine()
}1 -
Soooo they merged the front-end yesterday, and everything broke: links, CSS, behavior, even fucking drop downs. I can't test anything anymore since yesterday, and I wish I could go back home and work on something more useful instead of waiting for a fix that'll probably come tomorrow
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My lecturer yesterday on software testing :
"software is a service?
software is an app?
software is a failure opportunity. "1 -
That moment you remember that yesterday you said "that's a tomorrow me problem" and you're that tomorrow you.1
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What the crap? Get this, I'm setting the timezone to UTC in PHP. All find and dandy, only that it gives me the wrong FUCKING date and time, like what is wrong with you xD I changed nothing since yesterday and yesterday it gave me the correct time xD2
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Stayed up till 3am yesterday playing pokemon moon, and still have pushed 2 commits before 9am. WhoNeedsSleepAnyways1
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The js issue i have been fixing since yesterday was a database issue from the clients environment.
FML1 -
Me: *Asks for help with functionality they added and I have just started working on yesterday*
Them: "Just debug it" -
Discovered yesterday that my company blocks IRC ports... Sad day. Why, why would you do this?! Oh the humanity! 😭1
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yesterday was my defense, and i only wrote 1 limitation of my proposed project. what happen? A crispy pizza HAHAHAHA1
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Sat with the designer yesterday to look at the current state of the homepage and got 15 point to pick up.
Today i’m almost done, i asked him one question: got another 6 points to fix.
Fucking great. You could’ve mentioned this yesterday... -
Yesterday Gitlab and now Slack: Everything that I really need is going down when I have to use it :(
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