I recently met a young fella (14yo) playing League of Legends. He asked:
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm a programmer, do you know anything about programming?
- I don't, actually.

Apparently he was playing from a LAN Gaming center 'cause he didn't have a computer at home (his computer had broken and these Lan centers are pretty affordable).
I figured I could explain to him what was it and what super powers you could get from it. Turns out I recommended a JS course in codecademy and now he goes to the LAN center every day to study programming (he got really into it!).
Now he always pings me with questions about JS and apparently he's learning a ton! He had almost no English skills too (we're Brazilian), and because most of the material in the internet is in English he found himself some free English courses and he's now taking them!

Knowledge is free on the internet and I guess he's just realized that.

Not exactly a rant guys, just figured it was a nice story to tell :)
#TeachAKidHowToCode

I absolutely love it.

Just had the first pull request on my repo! ❤️

You motherfucking piece of shit application form...

I was filling a long form in a tab and I had another part of that form open in another tab.

They fucking logged me out of the 2nd tab and didn't notify or prevent me from filling up hundreds of fields in the 1st tab.

Now I have to fill them up again.

Fuck you and your stupid form. Die in hell you fucking stupid cunt.

Java: Ok, any ideas on how to make women more interested in us ?
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C++: Make more exceptions ?
Python: Redefine our methods ?
C: Stop treating them like objects ?
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*Java furious at C*
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*Java throws C out of the building*

That's where u r wrong kiddo!!

added a display and generik™ ∞GB flash drive

Other teams in my company are working with Angular 4 and NodeJS and my team is here working with JSF and Java 1.5.

JavaScript for Dummies (or.. Kids)

What is your favorite programming language? Mine is Javascript <3

ANSI is a dying art; but I want it to live.

Lol! Very true.

So making a website for my best friend who soon to be my girlfriend.. I sort of had this idea where I'm going to ask her out and the links are the letters that I wrote to her when we first met. Cheesy I know but give me your thoughts and opinion. #noobwork. About it. Or what should I add or take away.. kinda nervous.

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Boss emailed me that I need to work again on Saturday and Sunday.
I replied with a resignation letter.

i like how website UI is either really well made UI or 90s stock UI

and then theres template websites

Our university syllabus is so outdated, we are forced to do C programs in TurboC.
So we install Dosbox on Windows 8 machines...
1 upvote = 1 prayer

😂😂 typically windows

As much as i love Ubuntu... This is so true.

A typical day of work with a QA team :D https://xkcd.com/583/

Dutch people must be having hard time programming

When you just saw a random kid playing games you made

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

Memory Lane

Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

Good ol' jquery still going.

My girlfriend comes in and sees me on devrant.

GF: "What is that app? I see you using it all the time. Is it like an endless blog with updates?"
Me: "It's kinda like facebook. But for developers. And you don't have any friends".
GF: "That seems like a sad app"

You wish you had these skills (oc)

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails