when ur friend says: im "programmer/hacker" hahahah

When you're in the middle of coding and people come over.

Tried signing up for Postman with Google.

Fuck windows 10. I log on to start an interview code assignment that is timed. I'm on my computer getting things ready for a solid 10 minutes before starting the test. AS SOON as I start the test, windows 10 informs me:

Fuck you. There's updates and I'm installing them right now whether you like them or not, fucker. I bet you're doing something important too, so I'm not even going to let you schedule it at another time.

Fuck.

This is about as political as I'll get here. I think folks will relate.

hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!

My Typical Project

1. Identify common problem
2. Investigate options
3. Come up with clever solution
4. Implement backend solution
5. Get fed up with current frontend
6. Investigate other frontend
7. Realize perpetual chaos in Javascript landscape
8. Lie down in a corner
9. Cry myself to sleep

My CEO uncle: "anyone can program."

A quote from when we were discussing strategy for my sit down with the CEO of a company I was applying at (FYI, his advice was to research the company, be familiar with their long term strategies and such). I get that there's no need to prove my technical prowess to a business exec, but it isn't because "anyone can program."

I mean, sure, in a philosophical sense, anybody has the capacity to learn. But developers aren't a fungible asset. Treating them as such leads to ruin.

What client wants vs client budget

Electronic Computer
Same Location

Does anyone else save their work almost after every change that when you switch to a web browser you hit Ctrl + S to save? XP

!Rant

It's Friday at the office in Denmark, which means 🍻

Couldn't resist sharing this one

Waiting on Apple to release the new Macbook Pro like:

walks into a bar ...

Yesterday I had to modify a python script that was written by the previous dev,
There was no documentation to understand the code, I had to read 10 files almost 900 line each, after a looooooooooong 7 hours, at the top of one of the scripts, the author name was same as mine
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

dont forget to be awesome

Nothing new on DevRant.
Close DevRant.
Stare at home screen.
Open DevRant.

Didn't know Samsung is now building weapons

Girlfriend: "My computer is so slow!"

Me: "Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

Girlfriend: "That's not funny, I actually need help."

Me: "Okay babe, I know you think I'm being an ass right now or tying to be funny, but honest to god half of what pays rent here and buys you so many flowers is me telling people to turn something of and then on again. Just try it."

Girlfriend: *Restarts computer*... "You were right..."

Milk++

My trusty password manager, so I dont have to remember those shitty passwords. (its however being rebuilt after a failed firmware upgrade who bricked it).

@dfox, @trogus: Just came back and WHOA! Awesome avatars! I want to make my avatar like me, but there's no long wavy hair. Or heels. Or skirts/dresses. You get the idea. Can we get a couple more feminine options for the females?

*smiles intensively and flutters eyes*😇

Testing in prod

I don't know who, or where you are. But want to let you know the test was successful.

Really dumb premission

The "WTF is wrong with the code" mug mark.

when your janitor knows his audience

Nominated for an Emmy!