Inspirational quote of the day

Found this awesome license plate in Oslo today

My code: 0.00000001ms
Your code: 0.00000002ms

How programmers comment their code

10/10 marketing, tbh

haha :D

If this is a duplicate, do let me know.
Source: shitheadsteve

Probably the best description ever

Haha. That'd actually make sense for religious people.

Migrating an old system.

Haven't seen that one before😂

Just think about it...

Who's ready for some horror?

Apple ...

Saw this a long time ago. I think it belongs here..

Ok. What. ..?

Hahaha 😂😂😂

Just one final patch

TCP vs UDP

This meme requires you to be outside of the European Union to view.

It works 😄😄

Poor things!

credits to @mattiasgeniar

Warnings are red
My screen is blue
I think I just deleted
System32

BIG DATA reality..

😢 ..damn true...

Using Vim, all C++ programs start with:
nclude<iostream>

This bus stole HTML 5 logo 😁😁😁

BOSS: Are you sure you are testing in development?

DEVELOPER: Yeah, the changes are local

Friend : Hey bro I made an awesome program which shows your future wife's name.

Me : Hey that sounds interesting, show me the source code bro !!

Friend shows the code :

#include <bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
string first_name , last_name;

cout << "Enter your first name\n";
cin >> first_name ;

cout << "Enter your last name\n";
cin >> last_name ;

cout << "Your wife's name is " << "Mrs " << last_name << "\n";

}

Me : Dude you are gonna crack Google some day :P