Passed my AWS Certified Solutions Architect Associate with 919/1000! 🎉

Downloading Borderlands 3 via a 16k connection...
Guess I'll get myself a coffee.

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FUCK

PRESSED CTRL+C IN THE WRONG TERMINAL

BYE BYE HOURS OF WAITING 😞

Excited for the following upcoming product releases:

Dark Mode GitHub
Dark Mode Jira
Dark Mode Kubernetes
Dark Mode Kafka Streams
Dark Mode WebEx

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

My friend (not in CS) said his computer was a bit slow.
I told him I'd fix that for 10, he agreed.

I increased the cursor speed.
He bought it.

Not easy to spot

Web and IE8 in nutshell

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

Oopsie 🙄

FUCK YOU Visual Studio, didn't you ever hear about asynchronous behavior? like WHY THE HELL you have to freeze every single thing to complete a shitty task, I just need to copy/open file..

Microsoft, Xamarin, and MAC Agent.. WHAT FUCKING POSSIBLY COULD GO WRONG.

{AND NO, MY LAPTOP IS NOT SHIT, this happens only with shitual studio}

Me: chooses English for language, French for keyboard (because that's what my keyboard happens to be), speaks Dutch natively

Windows: oh great! You've told me to display everything in Windows in English. So I'll just show you the Windows store in Dutch, French and English (edit, and Russian in one of the Store tabs, for God knows why), all at once! Because who cares about your language settings anyway, right. You appear to be from Belgium from your IP, so obviously you speak both of these languages despite your personal preferences. Additionally, have some Candy Crush Soda Saga that you've never asked for.

And the application that you wanted to install - Ubuntu? Fuck you, you can't install it, for "reasons" that we've conveniently put in French, because you obviously speak that, right.

HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING GO FUCK YOURSELF, MICROSOFT?!

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How to control our source like a pro

Shit, where'd my servers go?!

Package tsunami 🌊

Aaaaaaa 😂😂😂 quit vim

git commit -m "bug fix"

Poor things!

I'm ignoring that he called Mick Mike.

Are you even a dev if you haven't done this once?

O(fuck) I just wasted 2 fkin hours because of an underscore in an API request 😂

Two factor authentication atrocities 😍😍

okay, I promise.

Near near 😂😉

That's it, I'm fucking done.

alias whios='whois'

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