This is why we hate being interrupted...

Documentation

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

"Knock knock.
Race Condition!
Who's there?" :D

correctly named devices

The new iPhone 7 comes out on August. If you want to have a sneak peek at the new iPhone. Take a look at the your current iPhone and pretend it costs 200 dollars more.

At middle school they kept on banning the flash game sites so I made one my self but it was called something like mathhomework.somefreehost.com, the landing page looked like a homework site and all the flash games were called something like problem_1.swf. I use to sell logins to class mates at like £2.50.

WELL FUCK YOU TOO!

FUCK PEOPLE WHO INDENT LIKE THIS YOU MAKE ME SICK

Was recently phone interviewed by a recruiter that asked "So do you know data structures and algorithms?" I replied "That's like asking someone if they know Mathematics - can you be a bit more specific?"

Got a phone call: I got an error, what do I do?
Me: what kind of error?
Her: I closed it.
Me: what did it say?
Her: I don't know, it was a window with "ok" and "cancel"
Me: why didn't you read it?
Her: I don't understand this computer language.

/me dies a little inside.
There is nothing quite as stupid as people who refuse to read their own language as soon as it appears on a screen.
They make those things for a reason.
This happens too often.

I would like to tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it..

Computers history...

On a company meeting there was a discussion wether to trigger an event by hover or mouse click for 20 minutes. then..
Me: "There is no mouse click without hover."
-- silence --

IOS SUCKS!! SWIFT SUCKS !! OBJECTIVE-C SUCKS!! SUCK MY DICK APPLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT !! Why did you have to make the language sooo counter intuitive, and so different from the popular languages you pain in the ass piece of shit, Why can't I throw exceptions from a constructor of a class?? Why do I have to use a fucking struct to just throw exceptions?? Can't class constructions fail you peice of shit?? huh? GOD DAMN IOS MAGGOT DEVELOPERS IF I EVER RUN INTO THOSE FUCKERS IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE EM BURN THEM ALIVE AND HAVE THEM FOR DINNER

Me: I'm building for 32 bit.
Me: But I feel like I should be building for 64 bit.
Me: But not everyone has a 64 bit OS.
Me: But who the fuck doesn't?
Jerry: The people who can't run our game.

Show your programming knowledge! Using the images on the left, click or tap on the one that represents the 'increment operator'

I remember the days when devrant was young and innocent. Before it was touch by the cynicism, flame baiting, and S.O. love nuts. Back when we poked fun at php as a language but not those who use it. Before +1 was improved to ++. Stickers were only 10, and the only way to get a ball was having 100 on one rant even though it felt like there might only be 150 users. Before When we rejoiced in each others successes and mourned in each other so dev related pains. Back in the good old days of.... A few months ago.

Interviewer: (on the phone) do you know what SQL injection is?

Me: Are you a cop?

There are 10 types of person in this world: The ones who have read this joke before, and the ones who have never accessed the internet.

!rant
anyone else seen this?
This won't happen again for 100 years

It's my birthday and I just got enough upvotes for some stickers.

We need rubber ducks now devRant.

Or that...

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

There are no cool bugs!

Finding this buried as a joke...

Versioning versions !

That moment when you finally solve your problem and you can close your browser with 20+ tabs of searches for your error message. Feels damn good.

I'm building a website for a new company and the boss doesn't understand technology at all. says he doesn't want me using any html because it is old and I have to use python because it's a 'hot language.' I try to explain that html is for websites and he replies 'not mine.'

I'm like...