I am root >;-)

Me (experienced java dev) in an interview..

C: „what’s the difference between equals and equals equals and equals equals equals in js?“
Me: *i explained it perfectly*
C: „what’s the difference in Java between equals and equals equals and dot equals?“?
Me: „sorry, I don’t know. I’ve never ever seen .=„..

About 15 min after the interview, I was like: „holy moly fucking shit, please shoot me.. he meant .equals.. not .=....

For the devs: I‘M FUCKING STUPID!!!!

For the beginners: THATS the importance of „context“!

Machine Learning

!dev, still a rant(ish) thingy..

TLDR: long day, had a brain fart, forgot I was married

Long(er) story: Came home from work, late as usual this week..tired.. talking with my husband about our days..
He was picking up sth from the store and goes on saying what the saleslady said: Your wife will sure like it..

>> mid sentence screaming interruption <<

My mouth: You're married?! WTF?!
My brain: & why is this the first time I hear about thi.. oh..
Mouth: OMG, I'm sooo soooo sorry!!!

I love my husband ♡ but my head is still trying to adjust to the last name change & promotion from boyfriend/partner to husband.. In my defense, he forgets it too sometimes.. but always only the titles, not the other important parts that count!

"Is it just me or is Youtube down?"
YES
IT'S JUST YOU
THEY PICKED YOU OUT OF A BILLION USERS
AND TOOK IT DOWN
Sorry, good night.

It's a weird feeling when you find yourself wondering why the button is not responding, only to realize you've been clicking on the design mockup and not the actual web app you're making...

...at least it probably means the implementation is getting really close to the design.

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Optimising code

Oh Algo you're so beautiful

Ubisoft 404 page.

Special algorithm 😂

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

The creation of an e-ink usb stick showing how much space is in use was to this day one of the best things lexar ever did.

Our team just got the best email from our client hahaha

6 char

Please help me to read this Captcha

What devrant taught me:

Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates gnu+linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😀😄😙

Made a web app at work.

Client reported the site crashed​ IE10 when it loaded.

I'm not even sad about it XD

Some Breadboard wires porn

That NaN is considered a number in JS.

Half a day I spent figuring out what went wrong.

@Someone just mentioned me in a comment. Who could that be? 😕

Google Assistant wants to be a Bollywood singer
😂

I never believed in such posts until I saw this today.....

*Double face palm*

Better Check

Proper use of 21:9

I just found out that my co-student was working for 3 days on editing id's to a excel sheet with 500000 rows because she didn't know that you could just drag the cells. She was really mad beacause i told her she needed to do that as a joke. Feels bad tho. Funny but bad ....

Dear non-webdevs,

We don't talk bad about you. Why somayou mad at us? :D

Honest Google results...

When I was in school pretending to study

Ummm...