After 7 years my mouse finally died. Farewell little clicker :'(

Whenever i have a problem in code, i visit here to think. it works everytime 👍

I sent a professional letter to my boss telling him that i will leave after 15 days. He replied saying :
" stop that bullshit "

Night coding > day coding

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

My rubber duck is not hatching from my rubber egg. I'm starting to worry :-S

Never thought I would like a standing Desk, but this is pretty great. Got horrible sleep last night, was falling asleep at my desk, so I stood up and pulled the desk up and WAM! No more sleepiness! Who needs Coffee or Soda when you have the power of STANDING.

Just saw someone at school with a devRant sticker on his laptop 😃

Me: I have admin rights
Windows: Looks legit
Me: can I delete this folder ?
Windows: Nope

It's hilarious how people complain about exiting Vim being too hard and then being proud of themselves.

Guys.. Not being able to exit a 30 year old text editor doesn't paint the best picture about your intelligence.

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

My school.

We have free WiFi access, but you need to login into your personal student account to use it.

Turns out, SQL Injection works.
It gets worse.
Table name "schueler".
SELECT *
Well.
Got all data on all students.
Name, address, phone number, passwords in plain.

I reported it using an anonymous email. Partially fixed. Standard quotes now get eacaped. Still, passwords are now MD5.

We have this incredible Jira system that allows anyone with half a brain to report anomalies, add some screenshots in it, a description, links, everything.

Then WHY THE FUCK would you add a fucking docx file in which there are 2 lines and one screenshot? What blocked you to add the fucking content of your docx shit to the fucking Jira?

I swear to god, some people should be medically forbidden to come close to a computer

I got my wife pregnant despite birth control being used... You could say she *puts on sunglasses* failed the penetration test.

I'll see myself out.

Every computer programmer. :)

True true 😂

Sometimes I write inline CSS because I'm a lazy piece of shit.

<rant>
I swear to god if see another "Here's how I made my amazing new website with Wixs" advert on Youtube, I'm going to throw my laptop out the god damn window!
</rant>

Where is the LAN cable and why the hell does my chair not...

Oh.

Yesterday. It took me way to long to figure out why my mouse wasn't working....
Thanks, dear colleagues!

😐

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows

For those of you who are having interviews ... remember this

Got married last Saturday.

Starting new job in couple of weeks

Life is good!

Got a star on GitHub once

This job posting proves they're in desperate need of graphics designer..

Peer-to-peer connection.

🙂

Everyone has a debugging duck.

I have not.

I have literally nothing to debug with on my desk!

Got call from extremely angry customer, our product is shit and doesn't work. At all. Important customer so I went to visit.

He had the perfect setup, our product to the left, our competitor's to the right.

He connected the Ethernet cable to their product, it worked. He plugged it out and connected to ours... Nothing. Shit.

I started to debug on the premises, took logs, everything. It seemed like our product didn't receive any data at all. What the fuck? Tried everything, debugged low level, still nothing. Sweating as hell.

After two hours I got a strange feeling. So I swapped place, our product to the right, competitor's to the left. Now OUR product worked, competitor's zilch.

THE FUCKING ETHERNET CABLE HAD A GLITCH. IF YOU BENT IT TO THE RIGHT IT WORKED, IF YOU BENT IT TO THE LEFT IT WAS BROKEN.

I had never seen a customer be this embarrassed in my life. He apologized to me, my boss, his boss, the Queen, everyone.

We got the contract.

I learnt more in the 1 year i interned as opposed to the 3 years i spent in classroom

32, 34, 38, 46, 62, 94 and so on.