they're not bugs, they are

"problem-solving opportunities"

Why does every Linux question have 10 answers

10 ways to see which process is listening on a port

25 ways to find a file on linux

2n^10 ways to... ah forget it

Instead of find a solution, your job becomes, research these solutions until you find which one works for you

This is supposed to be a huge European conference on logistics at hyperlog.info If these noobs will be inviting big companies, they better know how to make a map, that's not Hungary there and Europe has only one Slovakia

@root I would date you in real life

Go home Dart, you're drunk

A value of type 'String' can't be returned from function 'myFunction' because it has a return type of 'String'. dart(return_of_invalid_type)
string.dart(102, 16): String is defined in C:\src\flutter\bin\cache\pkg\sky_engine\lib\core\string.dart
string.dart(102, 16): String is defined in C:\src\flutter\bin\cache\pkg\sky_engine\lib\core\string.dart

Time for moms to start asking kids to play GTA V to get some piece from the outside world.

Legit GTA V is less violent than many places in America right now.

Why Dart was designed with idiocy:

1) naming conventions are idiotic

Most other languages are smart enough to not throw errors when the variable name matches its type. And lots of others, for any lexemme - only 1 naming kind is allowed.

Fine. Oh wait, there's that thing called existing databases and GraphQL & other APIs, should they all adapt to this? No, because 2) is the bonus

2) String keys in objects. Unless it's a class with boilerplate, you write them as strings and access them as strings.

So here's the solution when you want to integrate Dart with existing services: write a lot of JSONSerializable decorators to fit with dart's pissy naming requirements.

This storm Denis in the UK is a total dick

Chrome: Y U always open script files in devtools I never told you to open

To whoever broke Chrome 79's DevTools hover on variables: you broke my heart

https://piunikaweb.com/2019/12/...

Android: Gboard has stopped

Close app
Send feedback

(ok, try again, same thing)

presses "send feedback" - O_o and how exactly do I type now?

Why doesn't the lorem ipsum site have the lorem ipsum text on the front page!!!

Why do I always have to find and press that "Generate" button? Life is not fair

Is YouTube fucked up just for me or others too?

Navigating to a video does not work, it changes the title and acts like it has navigated to the new video but shows the old one.

I fucking hate webpack, babel plugins, loaders, presets and yarn workspaces and lerna monorepos.

Fucking stuck for days on not being able to run a project, tried a lot of github issues solutions. Yes I did read the docs and articles.

I had never had a mac, but am pretty comfy with linux instances in the cloud and use them all the time.

Now I've had a mac for 2 days, why didn't I know that MacOS is basically Apple selling a 95% Ubuntu overlapping OS under their own brand.

If I see a question from you on stackoverflow or redit, discord, spectrum, slack and the answer is written literally for a 10 year old in the first paragraph of the documentation you are a punk.

If you answer questions like that with 3 paragraph answers to show off you are also a punk, a punk who creates spam for other punks to keep punking.

WTF new Chrome devtools breakpoints faded away and put inline within the code and for every one you set you get extra 3 for free... ???

Special place in hell for those who have autoplay video on their website, especially news sites

Vsauce has made all of its Mindfield content free on youtube...

Watched the episode about moral licensing

TL;DR; If you do something very good you tend to compensate and give yourself a free pass to do not so good

It happens to me in software when I accomplish something really fast, like a bumpy process that is undefined and in most cases should take X amount of time, but due to luck + experience + right mindset I get it done like 5 times faster...

I end up wasting the other parts of the time feeling good about myself and exploring google maps and writing rants here...

Excel die you motherfucker die

1) Allow Ctrl + A and other shortcuts in formulas
2) Stop throwing an error requiring closing a window every fucking time I want to cancel writing a formula, and then another window after the first 1

Somebody please explain to Microsoft Win 10 team that normal usage of a computer should just work, home users don't have hours on end to spend on dealing with:

- BS sound drivers
- high CPU usage & diagnosing, log tracing from system processes
- many other crap you need to invest time constantly fixing or you don't have a useful machine

Windows 10 is a piece of shit

I will die younger because of node packages

It's like quantum mechanics, so undeterministic, even with yarn.lock, I had this meeting to demo software and I was ready for 2 min past the meeting time, having worked nearly all night to save monorepo yarn workspaces issues where some module has peer dependency it shouldn't have and some other module installed a newer version of a package which broke another module with another version of the same package, one module checks if it's got an instanceof another package, but it returns false because it's another version of the same package that created it so X !== X.

I nearly had a nervous breakdown and my node modules won't fix when I remove all node_modules in the yarn+lerna monorepo and reinstall from scratch... it's like seeing ghosts with these errors all works for months and then a butterfly splashes its wings near 1 node module and the entire app fails apart.

:'''(

Hi hi hi

https://twitter.com/StackStatus

yes, name SQL Server

:evilsmile:

Urghh

I swear web push notifications are the betaest most betty beta thing

Half of the time they don't work and misbehave without trail

Fuck you Git bash

I did fucking add the ssh key to my ssh agent
I did add it to my GitHub account

you are dumb because for months until today you worked fine, now you look for ssh keys in a bullshit folder

meanwhile France has got their own Green Goblin

Gotham...

why, oh God, why do you have a scene in SE01 E17 at 9:20 min into the episode, where

J.Gordon uses reading glasses to a screen of an old B/W TV and magically is able to read a logo brand of a jacket.

How did the glasses add hundreds of more pixels to the resolution behind them.

This has ruined it for me, not watching now. Even Mission Impossible where they say "use DDOS to take over their systems" is better than this.

Can we have actual fucking sound on actual fucking windows 10.

Actual fucking headphones showing up as actual fucking device like it actually fucking always used to fucking be

Futurism.com

Please fix your fonts craze, on top of all the mixing, you have the hardest in-article font to read of any I can recall right now

GitHub PRs

You want to know whether it's merged already so you scroll and read every comment, tension is building...

it was open months ago... you keep reading in June

comments are March 25, (OK)
(reads another 20 comments) (OK)
May 1st (fuck I don't want to see any dates close to today)
keep scrolling - May 9th (fuck fuck, no, please be merged by now!!!)

Many of them asking for the merge with dozens of upvotes

next 16 days ago saying "Is this going to be merged now"?

And you keep reading and hoping and it gets to today and it's just hanging in there

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhh