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Why doesn't the lorem ipsum site have the lorem ipsum text on the front page!!!

Why do I always have to find and press that "Generate" button? Life is not fair

Is YouTube fucked up just for me or others too?

Navigating to a video does not work, it changes the title and acts like it has navigated to the new video but shows the old one.

I fucking hate webpack, babel plugins, loaders, presets and yarn workspaces and lerna monorepos.

Fucking stuck for days on not being able to run a project, tried a lot of github issues solutions. Yes I did read the docs and articles.

I had never had a mac, but am pretty comfy with linux instances in the cloud and use them all the time.

Now I've had a mac for 2 days, why didn't I know that MacOS is basically Apple selling a 95% Ubuntu overlapping OS under their own brand.

If I see a question from you on stackoverflow or redit, discord, spectrum, slack and the answer is written literally for a 10 year old in the first paragraph of the documentation you are a punk.

If you answer questions like that with 3 paragraph answers to show off you are also a punk, a punk who creates spam for other punks to keep punking.

WTF new Chrome devtools breakpoints faded away and put inline within the code and for every one you set you get extra 3 for free... ???

Special place in hell for those who have autoplay video on their website, especially news sites

Vsauce has made all of its Mindfield content free on youtube...

Watched the episode about moral licensing

TL;DR; If you do something very good you tend to compensate and give yourself a free pass to do not so good

It happens to me in software when I accomplish something really fast, like a bumpy process that is undefined and in most cases should take X amount of time, but due to luck + experience + right mindset I get it done like 5 times faster...

I end up wasting the other parts of the time feeling good about myself and exploring google maps and writing rants here...

Excel die you motherfucker die

1) Allow Ctrl + A and other shortcuts in formulas
2) Stop throwing an error requiring closing a window every fucking time I want to cancel writing a formula, and then another window after the first 1

Somebody please explain to Microsoft Win 10 team that normal usage of a computer should just work, home users don't have hours on end to spend on dealing with:

- BS sound drivers
- high CPU usage & diagnosing, log tracing from system processes
- many other crap you need to invest time constantly fixing or you don't have a useful machine

Windows 10 is a piece of shit

I will die younger because of node packages

It's like quantum mechanics, so undeterministic, even with yarn.lock, I had this meeting to demo software and I was ready for 2 min past the meeting time, having worked nearly all night to save monorepo yarn workspaces issues where some module has peer dependency it shouldn't have and some other module installed a newer version of a package which broke another module with another version of the same package, one module checks if it's got an instanceof another package, but it returns false because it's another version of the same package that created it so X !== X.

I nearly had a nervous breakdown and my node modules won't fix when I remove all node_modules in the yarn+lerna monorepo and reinstall from scratch... it's like seeing ghosts with these errors all works for months and then a butterfly splashes its wings near 1 node module and the entire app fails apart.

:'''(

Hi hi hi

https://twitter.com/StackStatus

yes, name SQL Server

:evilsmile:

Urghh

I swear web push notifications are the betaest most betty beta thing

Half of the time they don't work and misbehave without trail

Fuck you Git bash

I did fucking add the ssh key to my ssh agent
I did add it to my GitHub account

you are dumb because for months until today you worked fine, now you look for ssh keys in a bullshit folder

meanwhile France has got their own Green Goblin

Gotham...

why, oh God, why do you have a scene in SE01 E17 at 9:20 min into the episode, where

J.Gordon uses reading glasses to a screen of an old B/W TV and magically is able to read a logo brand of a jacket.

How did the glasses add hundreds of more pixels to the resolution behind them.

This has ruined it for me, not watching now. Even Mission Impossible where they say "use DDOS to take over their systems" is better than this.

Can we have actual fucking sound on actual fucking windows 10.

Actual fucking headphones showing up as actual fucking device like it actually fucking always used to fucking be

Futurism.com

Please fix your fonts craze, on top of all the mixing, you have the hardest in-article font to read of any I can recall right now

GitHub PRs

You want to know whether it's merged already so you scroll and read every comment, tension is building...

it was open months ago... you keep reading in June

comments are March 25, (OK)
(reads another 20 comments) (OK)
May 1st (fuck I don't want to see any dates close to today)
keep scrolling - May 9th (fuck fuck, no, please be merged by now!!!)

Many of them asking for the merge with dozens of upvotes

next 16 days ago saying "Is this going to be merged now"?

And you keep reading and hoping and it gets to today and it's just hanging in there

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhh

Fuck you Redis

Goes in a docker container, calls bgrewriteaof, get success, checks info - no pending writes, last write success.

Tries to scp to remote, fails - Unexpected AOF

Decides to shut down the local redis to be able to port, in case it's blocking it

Calls redis-cli shudown (expect to just shut redis down rigth)

It fucking deleted all my data, now I see the docs

"Flush the Append Only File if AOF is enabled."

Why the fuck? Fuck you redis, fuck you

FINALLY: my Windows 10 sound has been fixed

Go to Device Manager, select audio device, then properties, driver, yes every 10 year old knows this I know, what I didn't know is that you can select to look for a driver on this computer and not have to have downloaded one, but it shows you a list of drivers, including Realtek's signed ones.

Rant still stands though, why was this setting randomly changed by some update to use a different driver and why isn't it obvious to find this one.

I makes a React mistake, alright I is fool.

I caused an endless loop, but Chrome won't let me diagnose it, because when you have an endless loop, you can't close the tab, can't open devtools, can't debug to find the source.

Fuck you Windows 10, WMI Porvider host taking 22% of an i7 CPU for no reason.

Doesn't matter what PC you have, Windows will fuck it up, whatever it takes

Windows 10 you piece of shit, no sound again in my headphones, tried everything, reinstalling drivers, headphones work perfectly in other devices or through my docking station

To hell with this auto path rewrite VS Code, when I rename a file you find all files and rewrite the imports, but now you did it wrong

and I have a huge mess to pick, I have no idea how you did this but you wrote long paths which don't make sense

why did you put node_modules in-front of all my imports when I moved a folder which has nothing to do with node modules

That feeling when you have found an impossible to find bug after digging in and you attempt a fix as soon as you find it and the first 1 fixes everything

Nuclear controversy:

I like how devrant doesn't show the ranter's name in the feed, so that people can upvote in a more unbiased way, otherwise let's be honest girls will cause a rant points gender gap.

Every time I see a girl's profile badge, it has thousands of upvotes, I think some IT folks boot up a whole peep show in their head just out of seeing a female profile.

(don't take that seriously, it's just a funny thought, I don't think it's true, but it's worth the joke)

My first meme

Fuck Windows 10

Just fuck it

Another update, the audio won't play using the correct device again.

Says headphones, but plays through speakers, simple things like that every day. Now spend 30 min diagnosing why...

Just fuck it